Life with a new baby: N5 Japanese Immersion Video

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こんにちは。宮崎みやざきです。　こんにちは。鳥山とりやまです。

konnichiwa. miyazaki desu. konnichiwa. toriyama desu.

Hello. This is Miyazaki. Hello. This is Toriyama.

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こんにちは。宮崎みやざきです。　こんにちは。鳥山とりやまです。
konnichiwa. miyazaki desu. konnichiwa. toriyama desu.
Hello. This is Miyazaki. Hello. This is Toriyama.
今日きょうは赤あかちゃんのいる朝あさのルーティンを話はなすよ。
kyou wa akachan no iru asa no ruutin o hanasu yo.
Today I'll talk about my morning routine with a baby.
鳥山とりやまさんには子供こどもいる?
toriyamasan ni wa kodomo iru?
Oh, baby? Does Toriyama-san have children? Yes,
僕ぼく子供こどもいます。　今いま何なん歳さいですか?
boku kodomo imasu. ima nansai desu ka?
I do. How old are you now?
11歳さい。
11 sai.
11 years old. oh. You're
おお。もう赤あかちゃんじゃないね。
oo. mou akachan ja nai ne.
not a baby anymore. I have
歳としと10歳さい2人にんいます。
toshi to 10 sai 2 nin imasu.
two children, ages 11 and 10.
でもとても赤あかちゃんです。
de mo totemo akachan desu.
But it's still very much a baby. [Laughs]
もう中身なかみはとっても赤あかちゃんです。　ああ。
mou nakami wa tottemo akachan desu. aa.
Inside, I'm still very much a baby. ah.
はい。　僕ぼくはまだ0歳さいの赤あかちゃんがいます。
hai. boku wa mada 0 sai no akachan ga imasu.
yes. I have a baby who is still under one year old.
あ、こんぐらい。　うん。
a, kon gurai. un.
Oh, about this much. Yeah. About this much
こんぐらい。　こんぐらい。
kon gurai. kon gurai.
. About this much . About this much
こんぐらい。　僕ぼくはね、こんぐらい。
kon gurai. boku wa ne, kon gurai.
. For me , it's about this much.
で、今いま赤あかちゃんがいるパパ
de, ima akachan ga iru papa
[Laughs] So , now that I'm a dad with a baby
なので、その生活せいかつの一部いちぶをどんなもんなのかっていうのをみんなと話はなしていきたいと思おもいます。
na no de, sono seikatsu no ichibu o donna mon na no ka tte iu no o minna to hanashite ikitai to omoimasu.
, I'd like to talk to everyone about what it's like to be a dad. That's
いいですね。　ではやっていくぞ。
ii desu ne. de wa yatte iku zo.
great. Okay, let's get started .
鳥山とりやまさんの子供こどもが赤あかちゃんだった頃ころ、朝あさ時とき頃ころに起おきたり、夜よる何時なんどきに寝ねたりっていうのは決きまってた?
toriyamasan no kodomo ga akachan datta koro, asa toki koro ni oki tari, yoru nandoki ni ne tari tte iu no wa kimatteta?
When Toriyama's child was a baby, was there a set time for waking up in the morning and going to bed at night? This was when they were
0歳さいの時ときだよね？
0 sai no toki da yo ne?
0 years old, right?
うん。もう生うまれ立たての赤あかちゃん。　うん。
un. mou umaretate no akachan. un.
Yeah. A newborn baby. Yeah.
０歳さいの時ときは、子供こどもが起おきたら起おきる
0 sai no toki wa, kodomo ga okitara okiru
When the baby is 0 years old, you get up when the child wakes up
うん。うん。　って感かんじじゃない？時間じかんは決きまってない。
un. un. tte kanji ja nai? jikan wa kimattenai.
. Yeah. Is n't that the feeling? The time is not set.
そう。朝あさと夜よるがないよね？　ない。ない
sou. asa to yoru ga nai yo ne? nai. nai
yes. There's no morning or evening, right? do not have. No.
ね。　うん。ミルクを飲のんで
ne. un. miruku o nonde
Yeah. Drink milk and go to sleep. Yes. I'll wake up in about
寝ねてうん。
nete un.
and sleeps, yeah.
3時間じかんぐらい経たったら起おきる。　うん。
3 jikan gurai tattara okiru. un.
3 hours. Yeah.
この繰くり返かえし。　そうですね。
kono kurikaeshi. sou desu ne.
This repeats. I agree.
うん。　朝あさ仕事しごと行いく前まえにミルクあげてた気きがする。
un. asa shigoto iku mae ni miruku ageteta ki ga suru.
Yeah. I think I used to give him milk in the morning before going to work. oh.
おお。　うん。
oo. un.
Yeah. That's all in the past now
もう昔むかしの話はなしだからね。　そう。
mou mukashi no hanashi da kara ne. sou.
. yes. Do you
覚おぼえてる？　僕ぼくはね、10年ねんぐらい前まえなので。
oboeteru? boku wa ne, 10 nen gurai mae na no de.
remember? For me , it was about 10 years ago.
うん。うん。　あまり覚おぼえてないけど遊あそんだりもしなかったしまっすぐ家いえに帰かえってましたね。
un. un. amari oboetenai kedo ason dari mo shinakatta shi massugu ie ni kaettemashita ne.
Yeah. Yeah. I do n't remember much, but I didn't play around or anything; I just went straight home.
あ、鳥山とりやまさんが飲のみ会あえに行いくとかはしてないくて家いえにまっすぐ帰かえってたの？
a, toriyamasan ga nomi ae ni iku to ka wa shite na ikute ie ni massugu kaetteta no?
Oh, so Toriyama didn't go out drinking or anything, and just went straight home? I went
まっすぐ帰かえってた。　真面目まじめじゃん。
massugu kaetteta. majime jan.
straight home. That's serious.
多分たぶんね。　俺おれと飲のみ行いってなかった?
tabun ne. ore to nomi ittenakatta?
Probably. Didn't we go out drinking together sometimes?
ま、行いってた時ときもある
ma, itteta toki mo aru
Well, we did sometimes,
けどやっぱり子供こどもが優先ゆうせんですから。
kedo yappari kodomo ga yuusen desu kara.
but my kids always come first.
うん。第だい1はね。
un. dai 1 wa ne.
Yeah. Firstly,
うん。大変たいへんだったよ。　大変たいへんだった。
un. taihen datta yo. taihen datta.
Yeah. It was tough. It was tough. It was
大変たいへんだったよ。　ああ、そうだよね。
taihen datta yo. aa, sou da yo ne.
tough. Oh, that's right. It's
大変たいへんでしょ?　すごい大変たいへんなんだけど、
taihen desho? sugoi taihen na n da kedo,
tough, isn't it? It's really tough, but in
うちの場合ばあいはね、粉こなミルクをあげてないの。
uchi no baai wa ne, kona miruku o agetenai no.
our case, we don't give our baby formula.
ほう、ほう、ほう。　ここおっぱい。
hou, hou, hou. koko oppai.
Oh, oh, oh. Here are boobs.
うん。　「母乳ぼにゅう」って言いうんだけど。
un. " bonyuu " tte iu n da kedo.
Yeah. It's called "breast milk."
はいはいはいはい。　母乳ぼにゅうをあげてんのね。
hai hai hai hai. bonyuu o ageten no ne.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. You're breastfeeding, aren't you? That's why I hardly ever give them
だから僕ぼくがミルクをあげるってことがほぼないのよ。
da kara boku ga miruku o ageru tte koto ga hobo nai no yo.
milk.
はい。はい。はい。ま、たまにあるけど。だからすごく面倒めんどうは楽らく。
hai. hai. hai. ma, tamani aru kedo. da kara sugoku mendou wa raku.
yes. yes. yes. Well, it happens sometimes . So it's really easy to avoid trouble.
ああ。じゃあ奥おくさんがその分ぶん大変たいへんだと。
aa. jaa okusan ga sono bun taihen da to.
ah. So your wife has to go through a lot of hardship because of that. I agree
そうだね。特とくに夜中よなか。　ああ、確たしかにね。
sou da ne. tokuni yonaka. aa, tashika ni ne.
. Especially in the middle of the night. Ah , you're right. You
夜中よなかって起おきるじゃん？　ああ。
yonaka tte okiru jan? aa.
wake up in the middle of the night, right? ah.
ああ。で、夜よるで起おきたら奥おくさんがおっぱいあげて
aa. de, yoru de okitara okusan ga oppai agete
ah. So, when I woke up at night, my wife was breastfeeding me
うん。　で、僕ぼくは爆睡ばくすい
un. de, boku wa bakusui
. And then I slept soundly. Ah, I see. He's snoring loudly and
ああ、なるほどっすね。　いびきを書かいて爆睡ばくすいしてます。
aa, naruhodossu ne. ibiki o kaite bakusui shitemasu.
sleeping soundly.
僕ぼくもね、夜中よなか
boku mo ne, yonaka
I also cry in the middle of the night and sometimes
夜泣よなきしておっぱいたまに吸すうんですけど。
yonaki shite oppai tamani suu n desu kedo.
nurse.
あ、鳥山とりやまさんが？　あ、はい。
a, toriyamasan ga? a, hai.
Oh, Mr. Toriyama? Ah, yes.
ああ。　ああ、やっぱ美味おいしいですよね。とても
aa. aa, yappa oishii desu yo ne. totemo
ah. Ah, it's really delicious, isn't it? There's probably nothing more to
もう何なんも出でないでしょ。　出でなくてもいいんです。ああ、吸すってることに意味いみがある。
mou nan mo denai desho. denakute mo ii n desu. aa, sutteru koto ni imi ga aru.
come out of this. You don't have to go. Ah, there's meaning in smoking it. It's more like
吸すうというか、転ころがすというか、
suu to iu ka, korogasu to iu ka,
sucking it in, or rolling it around,
あのさ、うん。
ano sa, un.
you know, yeah.
赤あかちゃんっておしゃぶりするじゃん。　おしゃぶりしますね。
akachan tte oshaburi suru jan. oshaburi shimasu ne.
Babies use pacifiers, right? I'll use a pacifier. You know those
おしゃぶりっていうのがあるじゃない?　え、おしゃぶりの話はなしですか?
oshaburi tte iu no ga aru ja nai? e, oshaburi no hanashi desu ka?
pacifiers? Oh, you mean pacifiers?
そうで、聞きいて。　おしゃぶりの感覚かんかくで
sou de, kiite. oshaburi no kankaku de
Yes, listen. Does that mean it's
吸すってるってこと？
sutteru tte koto?
sucking on it like a pacifier?
ああ、そうですね。　要ようはおしゃぶりはミルク出でないじゃん。
aa, sou desu ne. you wa oshaburi wa miruku denai jan.
Ah, yes. Basically, pacifiers don't produce milk, right?
うん。　ただ転ころがすだけじゃん。
un. tada korogasu dake jan.
Yeah. You just roll it, right?
うん。　そういうこと。
un. sou iu koto.
Yeah. That's right .
そう。　鳥山とりやまさんがやってんのは。
sou. toriyamasan ga yatten no wa.
yes. What Toriyama is doing.
うん。だって宮崎みやざきさんも赤あかちゃんの時ときはおしゃぶりしてたでしょ?
un. da tte miyazakisan mo akachan no toki wa oshaburi shiteta desho?
Yeah. But Miyazaki-san probably used a pacifier when she was a baby, right?
多分たぶん。　うん。
tabun. un.
Yeah. It's unfair to say that you can't do it once you become an
それがさ、大人おとなになったらダメっていうのはさ、ずるいですよ。
sore ga sa, otona ni nattara dame tte iu no wa sa, zurui desu yo.
adult. That's not fair
ずるいよ。それ大人おとなになってもそれは欲ほしいですよ。
zurui yo. sore otona ni natte mo sore wa hoshii desu yo.
. I still want that even when I'm an adult.
うん。　うん。
un. un.
Yeah. Yeah. I see.
なるほどね。　みんな、みんなそう。
naruhodo ne. minna, minna sou.
Everyone, everyone is like that.
あ、そう。　うん。ただ恥はずかしいだけ。
a, sou. un. tada hazukashii dake.
Oh, really? Yeah. It's just embarrassing.
ま、恥はずかしいでしょ？　だって大人おとなは吸すわないから。
ma, hazukashii desho? da tte otona wa suwanai kara.
Well, it's embarrassing, isn't it? Because adults don't smoke.
ああ、そういうものじゃん？
aa, sou iu mono jan?
Oh, that's just how it is, isn't it ? is that so
そうですか。そうなの?　そうでしょ。だって僕ぼくがさ、夜中よなか起おきて
sou desu ka. sou na no? sou desho. da tte boku ga sa, yonaka okite
. Really? I thought so. Because I was up in the middle of the night and thought, "Oh, I'll just do it
あ、ちょっとやって。　あ、ちょ、ちょっと僕ぼく料理りょうりしてるから僕ぼくあれね、ママ。
a, chotto yatte. a, cho, chotto boku ryouri shiteru kara boku are ne, mama.
." Oh, wait, I'm cooking for a bit, so I'll be right there, Mom. Then I'll be the
じゃあ僕ぼくは大人おとなの夜泣よなきして。
jaa boku wa otona no yonaki shite.
adult who cries at night.
夜泣よなきのパパ。　うん。うん。夜泣よなきして。
yonaki no papa. un. un. yonaki shite.
Dad's baby cries at night. Yeah. Yeah. She cried at night.
うん。　うん。
un. un.
Yeah. Yeah.
ああ。
aa.
ah.
ママ。うん。　どうしたの?
mama. un. dou shita no?
Mom. Yeah. What's wrong,
ママ、転ころがしたい。
mama, korogashitai.
Mom? I want to roll it around.
それは気持きもち悪わるい。
sore wa kimochi warui.
[Laughs] That's disgusting.
いや、だから気持きもち悪わるいです。　それは気持きもち悪わるいよ。
iya, da kara kimochi warui desu. sore wa kimochi warui yo.
No, that's why it's disgusting. That's disgusting. That's why it's no
だからダメなんだよ。　大人おとなはやっちゃいけないの。
da kara dame na n da yo. otona wa yatcha ikenai no.
good. Adults shouldn't do that. You shouldn't do that, right
それはやっちゃいけないよでしょ？
sore wa yatcha ikenai yo desho?
?
うん。　それを今いまやってるんだよ、あなたは。
un. sore o ima yatteru n da yo, anata wa.
Yeah. That's what you're doing right now.
じゃな、宮崎みやざきさんはさ、今いまちょっとかっこつけたね
ja na, miyazakisan wa sa, ima chotto kakko tsuketa ne
Well, Miyazaki-san, you were trying to act cool just now, weren't you?
え。そう？　うん。
e. sou? un.
yes? Yeah.
じゃあやってくれる?　あ、いいよ。俺おれの見本みほん見みせるよ。
jaa yatte kureru? a, ii yo. ore no mihon miseru yo.
So, will you do it? Oh, sure. Let me show you how it's done.
ああ、泣ないてる。ああ、
aa, naiteru. aa,
Oh, she's crying. Oh,
何なんの時間じかん?どうしたの?ほら、恥はずかしいじゃん。恥はずかしがっちゃったじゃん。だからダメなんだって。大人おとなはそういうこと言いっちゃ。
nan no jikan? dou shita no? hora, hazukashii jan. hazukashigatchatta jan. da kara dame na n da tte. otona wa sou iu koto itcha.
what time is it? What's wrong? Come on, it's embarrassing. I got embarrassed. That's why it's no good. Adults shouldn't say things like that. [Laughs]
分わかった。　あの、本気ほんきでさ、真面目まじめにおっぱいとか言いいないね。そうだよ。あれは夜よるだけだよ。
wakatta. ano, honki de sa, majime ni oppai to ka iinai ne. sou da yo. are wa yoru dake da yo.
Got it. I mean, seriously, don't say things like "boobs." That's right. That only happens at night.
ああ、大人おとなの遊あそびってことで、また別べつのジャンルだから。今日きょうは赤あかちゃんの話はなし。
aa, otona no asobi tte koto de, mata betsu no janru da kara. kyou wa akachan no hanashi.
Ah, well, it's a different genre altogether, since it's adult entertainment. Today's topic is babies.
ああ、そうだよね。赤あかちゃんは栄養えいようを取とってんだね。
aa, sou da yo ne. akachan wa eiyou o totte n da ne.
Oh, that's right. The baby is getting enough nutrients.
そう。あれはご飯はんだから。　うん。
sou. are wa gohan da kara. un.
yes. That's rice. Yeah. It's what we
うちらで言いうラーメンなんだから。　うん。そうだよね。
uchira de iu raamen na n da kara. un. sou da yo ne.
call ramen. Yeah. That's right.
大人おとなはただ吸すいたいだけだもんね？
otona wa tada suitai dake da mon ne?
Adults just want to smoke, right?
うん。　うん。
un. un.
Yeah. Yeah.
そう。　それ勘違かんちがいしてた。
sou. sore kanchigai shiteta.
yes. I was mistaken about that.
それは違ちがうよ。　まだ赤あかちゃんには性欲せいよくないから。
sore wa chigau yo. mada akachan ni wa seiyoku nai kara.
That's not right. Babies don't have sexual desires yet. That's right
そうですよ。　うん。
sou desu yo. un.
. Yeah.
ダメですよ、こういう話はなしは。　そう。
dame desu yo, kou iu hanashi wa. sou.
That's not good. yes.
うん。　鳥山とりやまさんの子供こどもが小ちいさい頃ころミルクだったのか母乳ぼにゅうだったのか。
un. toriyamasan no kodomo ga chiisai koro miruku datta no ka bonyuu datta no ka.
Yeah. When Toriyama's children were little, were they given formula or breast milk?
僕ぼくが赤あかちゃんの頃ころですか?　「僕ぼくが」じゃない。あなたの子供こどもが赤あかちゃんの頃ころ。
boku ga akachan no koro desu ka? " boku ga " ja nai. anata no kodomo ga akachan no koro.
When I was a baby? Not "me." When your child was a baby.
あ、ミルクです。　へえ。おっぱいはあげてないんだ？
a, miruku desu. hee. oppai wa agetenai n da?
Oh, it's milk. Oh really? So you have n't breastfed her?
そう。おっぱいあんまり出でなくて。
sou. oppai anmari denakute.
yes. I don't produce much milk.
うん。うん。そういう人ひといるよね。　最初さいしょの
un. un. sou iu hito iru yo ne. saisho no
Yeah. Yeah. There are people like that, aren't there? For the first
１ヶ月かげつぐらいは母乳ぼにゅうと、要ようはミルク半分はんぶん半分はんぶん。
1 kagetsu gurai wa bonyuu to, you wa miruku hanbun hanbun.
month or so, it was basically half breast milk and half formula.
うん。　でも
un. de mo
Yeah. But after about
１ヶ月かげつ経たったぐらいからずっとミルクかな。　ああ、そうなんだ？
1 kagetsu tatta gurai kara zutto miruku ka na. aa, sou na n da?
a month, it's been mostly milk. Oh, really?
うん。　結構けっこう大変たいへんだよね。
un. kekkou taihen da yo ne.
Yeah. That's quite tough, isn't it?
どっちが？　ミルク?
dotchi ga? miruku?
Which one? Milk?
あ、そうかな？ミルクは僕ぼく楽らくだったイメージ。
a, sou ka na? miruku wa boku raku datta imeeji.
Oh, really? I remember milk being easy to drink. vice versa
逆ぎゃくに？　うん。
gyaku ni? un.
? Yeah. You know, that
ほら、今いまあの水みずとお湯ゆが出でるさ、あれでしょ?マシン。
hora, ima ano mizu to oyu ga deru sa, are desho? mashin.
machine that dispenses hot and cold water right now?
ああ、あるね。　あれで
aa, aru ne. are de
Ah, yes, there is. It's a
ボタンでね。　そう。あれでお湯ゆを哺乳ほにゅう瓶びんに入いれて
botan de ne. sou. are de oyu o honyuu bin ni irete
button, you know. yes. Use that to put hot water in the baby bottle
うん。　あげるだけみたいな。
un. ageru dake mitai na.
. It's like just giving it away.
あ、うちね沸わかしてるの。　ああ、沸わかしてんの？いちいち
a, uchi ne wakashiteru no. aa, wakashiten no? ichiichi
Oh, we're boiling water at home. Oh, are you boiling it? They
いちいち沸わかすんだよね。沸騰ふっとうさせて入いれて
ichiichi wakasu n da yo ne. futtou sasete irete
boil it every single time, don't they? Bring it to a boil,
水みず半分はんぶん入いれてこうね、
mizu hanbun irete kou ne,
add half the water , and then
調整ちょうせいするでしょ、温度おんどを。　あ、そう、そう、そう。
chousei suru desho, ondo o. a, sou, sou, sou.
adjust the temperature. Oh, right, right, right. Then I give it to them, and they just
で、それからあげるんだけど、ただすごい飲のむの。
de, sore kara ageru n da kedo, tada sugoi nomu no.
drink a lot.
うん。すごい飲のむ。　ミルクってすごい飲のむじゃん？勢いきおいよく。
un. sugoi nomu. miruku tte sugoi nomu jan? ikioi yoku.
Yeah. I drink a lot. You drink a lot of milk, right? With force.
うん。　あの、あれよね。めっちゃお腹なか減へってる時ときさ。
un. ano, are yo ne. metcha onaka hetteru toki sa.
Yeah. You know, that thing. When I'm really hungry.
そうそうそうそう。
sousou sousou.
Yes, yes, yes, that's right. That's
すごいよね。そんな腹はら減へってたの？ってぐらい飲のむから。
sugoi yo ne. sonna hara hetteta no? tte gurai nomu kara.
amazing, isn't it? Were you that hungry? Because I drink that much.
はい。　ただ奥おくさんは母乳ぼにゅうあげたいから。
hai. tada okusan wa bonyuu agetai kara.
yes. But my wife wants to breastfeed.
うん。　だからすごい嫉妬しっとしてるみたいよ。
un. da kara sugoi shitto shiteru mitai yo.
Yeah. That's why she seems incredibly jealous.
嫉妬しっと？　要ようは母乳ぼにゅうじゃなくてミルクの方ほうが飲のみがいいから。
shitto? you wa bonyuu ja nakute miruku no hou ga nomi ga ii kara.
envy? Basically, the baby drinks formula better than breast milk.
ああ、粉こなミルクね。　そう。
aa, kona miruku ne. sou.
Oh, formula milk. yes. I see. Because that one
なるほど。　そっちの方ほうがすごい飲のむから
naruhodo. sotchi no hou ga sugoi nomu kara
drinks a lot more
うん。　嫉妬しっとがあるみたい。
un. shitto ga aru mitai.
. It seems like there's some jealousy involved. Oh really? That's one way of doing it too
へえ。　そういうのもあるよ。
hee. sou iu no mo aru yo.
.
なんでさ、ミルクをあげる?あ、おっぱいあげるの?
nan de sa, miruku o ageru? a, oppai ageru no?
Why do you give them milk? Oh, you breast milk? I heard
おっぱいの方ほうが栄養えいようがあるんだって。　うん。うん。
oppai no hou ga eiyou ga aru n da tte. un. un.
breast milk is more nutritious. Yeah. Yeah. Better
粉こなミルクよりも。　へえ。
kona miruku yori mo. hee.
than formula milk. Oh really?
ホルモンとかあれってもう血液けつえきだから。　あ、それは言いってた。うん。
horumon to ka are tte mou ketsueki da kara. a, sore wa itteta. un.
Hormones and stuff like that are basically blood. Oh, I did mention that. Yeah.
血液けつえきだから自分じぶんの血ちを与あたえてる感かんじ
ketsueki da kara jibun no chi o ataeteru kanji
Since it's blood, it feels like you're giving your own blood, so it's supposed to be
だからすごく栄養えいようがあるらしい。
da kara sugoku eiyou ga arurashii.
very nutritious. They
なんかあれも言ゆうよね。おっぱいと違ちがう人ひとのおっぱいを混まぜたらダメって。
nan ka are mo yuu yo ne. oppai to chigau hito no oppai o mazetara dame tte.
say that too, don't they? You can't mix breasts from one person with breasts from another.
あ、そう。あれ血液けつえきだから混まざんないの。　そう。血液けつえきってこともね、俺おれ最近さいきん知しりました。
a, sou. are ketsueki da kara mazannai no. sou. ketsueki tte koto mo ne, ore saikin shirimashita.
Oh, really? That's blood, so it won't mix. yes. I only recently learned that it's blood.
おっぱいを。　うん。
oppai o. un.
Boobs. Yeah.
うん。　だからその方ほうが風邪かぜが引ひきにくい。
un. da kara sono hou ga kaze ga hikinikui.
Yeah. That way you're less likely to catch a cold.
うーん。なるほど。　体からだが強つよくなるから。
uun. naruhodo. karada ga tsuyoku naru kara.
Hmm. I see. Because it makes your body stronger.
でも今いま僕ぼくの赤あかちゃんも
de mo ima boku no akachan mo
But now my baby hasn't caught a
1回かいも風邪かぜ引ひいてなくて何なんにもない。　なるほどね。
1 kai mo kaze hiitenakute nanni mo nai. naruhodo ne.
cold even once and is perfectly healthy. I see.
元気げんきななんかね
genki na nan ka ne
Energetic, you know, yeah
うん。1歳さいぐらいになるとなんかすごい高熱こうねつとかを出だすのよ。
un. 1 sai gurai ni naru to nan ka sugoi kounetsu to ka o dasu no yo.
. Around the age of one, babies often develop really high fevers. Apparently,
1回かい子供こどもってらしいね。
1 kai kodomo tterashii ne.
once you're a child, that's what it's like .
そう。僕ぼくびっくりしちゃった。　1回かいあって。
sou. boku bikkuri shichatta. 1 kai atte.
yes. I was really surprised. It happened once. You have a
高熱こうねつね。　高熱こうねつ。ま、熱ねつだね。
kounetsu ne. kounetsu. ma, netsu da ne.
high fever. High fever. Well, it's a fever.
高たかい熱ねつ。
takai netsu.
High temperature. He was
もう僕ぼくの最初さいしょの上うえの子こなんだけど、上うえの子こはいきなり痙攣けいれんし出だして
mou boku no saisho no ue no ko na n da kedo, ue no ko wa ikinari keiren shi dashite
my first child, and he suddenly started having seizures. Oh yeah, that happened
ああ、あったね。　そう。
aa, atta ne. sou.
. yes.
うん。　普通ふつうに寝ねててリビングでね。したらいきなり痙攣けいれん。
un. futsuu ni netete ribingu de ne. shitara ikinari keiren.
Yeah. I was just sleeping normally in the living room. Then, suddenly, I had a seizure.
うん。うん。　痙攣けいれんってもう震ふるえることだね。
un. un. keiren tte mou furueru koto da ne.
Yeah. Yeah. A convulsion is basically just trembling.
そう。震ふるえること。
sou. furueru koto.
yes. To tremble.
白目しろめ。　うん。
shirome. un.
White of the eye. Yeah. So much so that you ca
この黒くろい目めが見みえなくなるぐらい。　そう。ここは
kono kuroi me ga mienaku naru gurai. sou. koko wa
n't even see these black eyes. yes. This is
うん。　で、こうやって抱だっこしてもうガッチガチなの。体からだが。
un. de, kou yatte dakko shite mou gatchigachi na no. karada ga.
it. And when I hold him like this, he's already rock-hard. My body. It's
大おおきいね。　うん。そん時とき何なん歳さいかな?わかんないけど
ookii ne. un. son toki nansai ka na? wakannai kedo
big. Yeah. I don't know how old I was then
1歳さいって言いってたよ。
1 sai tte itteta yo.
one year old. About
１歳さいぐらいかな。もう体からだガッチガチ固かたまって、
1 sai gurai ka na. mou karada gatchigachi katamatte,
one year old, I think. My body was completely stiff, I was
焦あせってさ、汗あせだラダラダラダラ出だして俺おれもね。
asette sa, ase da radaradaradara dashite ore mo ne.
panicking, and I was sweating profusely too.
うん。　で、救急きゅうきゅう車しゃ、
un. de, kyuukyuusha,
Yeah. So , I
救急きゅうきゅう車しゃを呼よんだの。　そういう時ときが来くるかもしれません。
kyuukyuusha o yon da no. sou iu toki ga kuru ka mo shiremasen.
called an ambulance. That time may come.
あ、まあ何なん回かいかあるだろうね。　うん。あれ怖こわいよ。
a, maa nan kai ka aru darou ne. un. are kowai yo.
Ah, well, I suppose it'll happen a few times. Yeah. That's scary. There's no
風かぜを引ひかない人ひとなんていないじゃん。　うん。ない、ない、ない。
kaze o hikanai hito nante inai jan. un. nai, nai, nai.
one who never catches a cold, right? Yeah. No, no, no. Even
僕ぼくでも鳥山とりやまさんでも何十なんじゅう回かい、何百なんびゃく回かいも風邪かぜ引ひいてるし。
boku de mo toriyamasan de mo nanjuu kai, nanbyaku kai mo kaze hiiteru shi.
I, and Toriyama-san, have caught colds dozens, even hundreds of times.
うん。　ま、みんなそういうもんでしょうと思おもって。ま、僕ぼくは構かまえてますよ。
un. ma, minna sou iu mon deshou to omotte. ma, boku wa kamaetemasu yo.
Yeah. Well, I figured that's just how it is for everyone. Well, I'm prepared. That's right
そうですよ。　うん。ただなんか事故じことかは怖こわいなと思おもう。
sou desu yo. un. tada nan ka jiko to ka wa kowai na to omou.
. Yeah. But I'm kind of scared of accidents and stuff.
うん。　奥おくさんは車くるまの運転うんてんするから
un. okusan wa kuruma no unten suru kara
Yeah. My wife will drive, so please put the
子供こども乗のっけてね。事故じことかが怖こわい。そっちの方ほうが怖こわいかな。
kodomo nokkete ne. jiko to ka ga kowai. sotchi no hou ga kowai ka na.
kids in the car. I'm afraid of accidents and things like that. That's probably scarier.
赤あかちゃんってさ、この免疫めんえきを上あげるためにおっぱいあげるじゃん？
akachan tte sa, kono men'eki o ageru tame ni oppai ageru jan?
Babies are breastfed to boost their immunity, right?
うん。　ばい菌きんとかを一緒いっしょに飲のましてんだよね。
un. baikin to ka o issho ni nomashite n da yo ne.
Yeah. They're basically giving them germs and stuff along with their drinks.
まあ、言いったらそう。　簡単かんたんに言ゆうとね、
maa, ittara sou. kantan ni yuu to ne,
Well, you could say that. Simply put, it's to make it
強つよくするために。
tsuyoku suru tame ni.
stronger. They're
自分じぶんの血ちの中なかの菌きんまで全すべてを飲のんでもらってる。
jibun no chi no naka no kin made subete o nonde moratteru.
drinking every last drop, even the bacteria in my own blood.
うん。　耐性たいせいか。
un. taisei ka.
Yeah. Resistance, huh? I
大人おとなが飲のむと興奮こうふん剤ざいみたいの入はいってんだと思おもうんだよね。あれって。
otona ga nomu to koufunzai mitai no haitte n da to omou n da yo ne. are tte.
think it contains something like a stimulant if adults drink it. What about that? That stuff has some kind of
それは興奮こうふん剤ざいみたいなのが入はいってるわ、あれは。
sore wa koufunzai mitai na no ga haitteru wa, are wa.
stimulant in it.
ああ、大人おとなが飲のむと興奮こうふんするものが入はいってる？
aa, otona ga nomu to koufun suru mono ga haitteru?
Oh, does it contain something that excites adults when they drink it?
そう。飲のまなくてもいいけどね。　だからか。
sou. nomanakute mo ii kedo ne. da kara ka.
yes. You don't have to drink it, though. Is that why? So what? I see
だからなんだよ。　そうか。
da kara nan da yo. sou ka.
. Is that an
媚薬びやくなの?あれ。僕ぼくの子供こどもが今いま
biyaku na no? are. boku no kodomo ga ima
aphrodisiac? My child is now about
3ヶ月かげつぐらいになりました。　お、生うまれて3ヶ月かげつ目め。
3 kagetsu gurai ni narimashita. o, umarete 3 kagetsume.
3 months old. Oh, the baby is three months old.
そう。　うん。
sou. un.
yes. Yeah.
３ヶ月かげつとなると何なんがレベルアップします?
3 kagetsu to naru to nan ga reberu appu shimasu?
What level will improve in three months?
3ヶ月かげつか。
3 kagetsu ka.
Three months, huh?
３ヶ月かげつってどんなことすると思おもう?覚おぼえてる?
3 kagetsu tte donna koto suru to omou? oboeteru?
What do you think we do in three months? Do you remember? I
ちょっと喋しゃべり出だす。　おお、正解せいかい。
chotto shaberi dasu. oo, seikai.
start talking a little. Oh, that's correct.
あの、「えー」とか？　そう。それがね最近さいきんすごいのよ。これ口くちから音おとが出でるっていうのが分わかったんだろうね。
ano, " ee " to ka? sou. sore ga ne saikin sugoi no yo. kore kuchi kara oto ga deru tte iu no ga wakatta n darou ne.
Um, like, "Uh..."? yes. It's been amazing lately. They must have realized that this makes a sound coming from their mouth. If you tap this part of its
このさ、口くちのこの辺へんをさ、ポンポンポンって触さわると喋しゃべるの。
kono sa, kuchi no kono hen o sa, ponponpon tte sawaru to shaberu no.
mouth, it will start talking.
うん。　ああ。
un. aa.
Yeah. ah. If you
ポンポンポンってやると「ああ」って。
ponponpon tte yaru to " aa " tte.
tap it, it goes "Ahhh."
あ、そう
a, sou
[Laughs] Oh, that's what you
言いうのよ。　可愛かわいい。
iu no yo. kawaii.
say. cute. It
口くちあるやん！て。　そう。ここがスイッチになってんの。
kuchi aruyan! te. sou. koko ga suitchi ni natten no.
has a mouth! hand. yes. This is the switch.
はいはいはい。　それが可愛かわいくてさ、あ、レベルアップしてんなって。
hai hai hai. sore ga kawaikute sa, a, reberu appu shiten na tte.
Yes, yes, yes. It was so cute, I thought, "Wow, they've leveled up."
ま、あれドラクエじゃん、あれって。
ma, are dorakue jan, are tte.
Well, that's Dragon Quest, isn't it? I feel like I've
レベルアップを感かんじてるんですよ。
reberu appu o kanjiteru n desu yo.
leveled up.
で、これがね、半年はんとしぐらい
de, kore ga ne, hantoshi gurai
So,
になると
ni naru to
when they get to that point,
どうなります?逆ぎゃくに教おしえて欲ほしい。
dou narimasu? gyaku ni oshiete hoshii.
what happens after about six months? I'd like to know, in return.
ま、ちょっと何なんヶ月かげつでこうとは覚おぼえてないけど。
ma, chotto nan kagetsu de kou to wa oboetenai kedo.
Well, I don't really remember how many months it took.
ああ、そうっか。　でも多分たぶんだけど次つぎは
aa, sou っ ka. de mo tabun da kedo tsugi wa
Oh, I see. But I think they'll probably start
もうちょっと喋しゃべるようになるんですよ。
mou chotto shaberu you ni naru n desu yo.
talking a bit more next time. Right now
今いまはさ、「え」とかさ、「うー」とか
ima wa sa, " e " to ka sa, " uu " to ka
, the
一番いちばん言いう言葉ことばセリフ
ichiban iu kotoba serifu
most frequently used word and phrase
ランキング1位いが「んぐー」
rankingu 1 i ga " n guu "
is "nguu" [laughs]
あ、んぐー
a, n guu
Ah, nguu,
うん。　あ、そう。
un. a, sou.
yeah. Oh, really? I'll
一番いちばん言ゆう。
ichiban yuu.
say this first.
そう。最初さいしょが「ん」だよね。　うん。うん。
sou. saisho ga " n " da yo ne. un. un.
yes. It starts with "n," right? Yeah. Yeah. The
多分たぶん次つぎのステップは
tabun tsugi no suteppu wa
next step is probably...
うん。　連続れんぞくして言葉ことばを言ゆうんと思おもう。例たとえば
un. renzoku shite kotoba o yuun to omou. tatoeba
yeah. I think they'll say the words in a row. For example,
「だーだーだー」とか。
" daadaa daa " to ka.
"Da-da-da."
ああ、なんか長ながくなるんだ。そう文章ぶんしょうが。
aa, nan ka nagaku naru n da. sou bunshou ga.
Oh, this is going to be long. Yes, the writing.
「ああだあだあ」とか。　おお。
" aa daadaa " to ka. oo.
"Ahhh ahhh ahhh," or something like that. oh. I'll just say one thing for now
今いまは一言ひとことだからね。　そうそう。
ima wa hitokoto da kara ne. sousou.
. oh yeah .
「ああー」とか。　で、そこで連続れんぞくして言葉ことばを言いうようになったら次つぎお父ちちさんとかがパパとか言ゆう。もうやってる。
" aaa " to ka. de, soko de renzoku shite kotoba o iu you ni nattara tsugi ochichisan to ka ga papa to ka yuu. mou yatteru.
"Ahhh," or something like that. Then , once they start saying words in succession, the next thing they'll say is "Dad" or "Papa." I'm already doing it. I'm doing it
やってる。え、もうやってる?　もうやってる。毎日まいにちやってるけど「んぐー」しか言いわない。
yatteru. e, mou yatteru? mou yatteru. mainichi yatteru kedo " n guu " shika iwanai.
. Wait, are you already doing it? Yes, I am. I do it every day, but all it says is "nguu." Are you a
パパってやってる？
papa tte yatteru?
dad?
ま、そんなゆっくりじゃないな。パパって音おとを聞きかせてる。
ma, sonna yukkuri ja nai na. papa tte oto o kikaseteru.
Well, it's not that slow. I'm letting him hear the sound of "Daddy." Do you want me to
言いわせたい？　言いわせたい。
iwasetai? iwasetai.
say it? I want them to say it. And another
で、もう1つ最近さいきんのレベルアップは
de, mou 1 tsu saikin no reberu appu wa
recent improvement is that he can roll over in his
寝返ねがえり。　ああ、寝返ねがえりね。子供こどもが仰向あおむけから「くるん」っと
negaeri. aa, negaeri ne. kodomo ga aomuke kara " kuru n " tto
sleep. Ah, turning over in sleep. It's when a child suddenly changes position from lying on their back
姿勢しせいを変かえることだね。
shisei o kaeru koto da ne.
.
そう。　寝返ねがえりするとレベルアップ感かんあるじゃん？
sou. negaeri suru to reberu appu kan aru jan?
yes. When you roll over in your sleep, it feels like you've leveled up, right? So
で、これはね、最近さいきん思おもったんだけど、おむつを変かえる時とき
de, kore wa ne, saikin omotta n da kedo, omutsu o kaeru toki
, this is something I've been thinking about lately, when you change a diaper, you
寝ねかすじゃん？
nekasu jan?
lay the baby down, right?
うん。　その時ときにすごい反そるのよ。こう横よこにあって
un. sono toki ni sugoi soru no yo. kou yoko ni atte
Yeah. It arches really far at that moment. It's next to it like this, yes
はい。うん。　あ、もうこれ寝返ねがえりするじゃんって。もうこの時期じき今いま
hai. un. a, mou kore negaeri suru jan tte. mou kono jiki ima
. Yeah. Oh, look, he's going to roll over now. Around this time of year, changing
ちょっとおむついが大変たいへんになってくる。
chotto omutsu i ga taihen ni natte kuru.
diapers becomes a bit of a challenge.
そう。戻もどしながら。　分わかるわかるわかる。そうなるね。
sou. modoshi nagara. wakaru wakaru wakaru. sou naru ne.
yes. While returning. I understand, I understand, I understand. That's right. When they start
あれ寝返ねがえりするとさ、おむつ変かえんのもっと大変たいへんじゃない？
are negaeri suru to sa, omutsu kaen no motto taihen ja nai?
rolling over, doesn't changing their diapers become even more difficult? I
多分たぶんだけど、今いままだ新生しんせい児じつって、あ、生うまれたてほやほやだからさ。
tabun da kedo, ima mada shinseijitsutte, a, umaretate hoyahoya da kara sa.
think it's because they're still newborns, meaning they've just been born.
うん。　ちょっとこうやって足あしを上あげたりすんのも気きい使つかったりするでしょ？
un. chotto kou yatte ashi o age tari sun no mo kii tsukattari suru desho?
Yeah. Even something as simple as lifting your leg like this requires some care, right?
まあ、範囲はんい内ないでは。　そう。あんまり強つよくね。
maa, han'inai de wa. sou. anmari tsuyoku ne.
Well, within reasonable limits. yes. Not too strong.
うん。　動うごかすとすぐ折おれちゃったり怖こわいから。
un. ugokasu to sugu orechattari kowai kara.
Yeah. I'm afraid it might break easily if I move it. And as
で、それが多分たぶん大おおきくなってくるともうちょっと乱暴らんぼうでもいい。
de, sore ga tabun ookiku natte kuru to mou chotto ranbou de mo ii.
it gets bigger, it's probably okay to be a little rougher. It will get
良よくなるんだよね。
yoku naru n da yo ne.
better, right? Their
首くびとか座すわってくるし。　僕ぼくはね、もう思おもいっきり両方りょうほう足あし持もってこうやってもう「ぐっ」て
kubi to ka suwatte kuru shi. boku wa ne, mou omoikkiri ryouhou ashi motte kou yatte mou " gu " te
necks start to become stronger. I just grab both of their legs with all my might and hold them like this and say "Gulp" Ah
ああ、もう寝返ねがえりさせない？　させない。させない[笑わらい]
aa, mou negaerisasenai? sasenai. sasenai [ warai ]
, so you're not going to let them roll over? I won't let them . I won't let you do that [laughs],
とか両足りょうあし使つかってこう手てやってこう
to ka ryouashi tsukatte kou te yattekou
or use both your feet and your hands like this.
ああ、なるほど。　あ、手てが邪魔じゃまだからね。
aa, naruhodo. a, te ga jama da kara ne.
Ah, I see. Oh, your hands are in the way.
そうそうそう。　ああ、なるほどね。
sou sou sou. aa, naruhodo ne.
Yes, yes, that's right. Ah , I see. Maybe they're a
多分たぶんもうちょっと、ま、言いい方かたはあれいいけどやっぱもうちょっと乱暴らんぼうに扱あつかえるというか、
tabun mou chotto, ma, iikata wa are ii kedo yappa mou chotto ranbou ni atsukaeru to iu ka,
little more, well, I don't mean this in a bad way, but they're a little more rough, you know, you know, there are some people like that
なんかほらさ、たまにいるじゃん。　なんかペット犬けんとか猫ねこをさ、え、そんなに掴つかんで大丈夫だいじょうぶ？みたいな。
nan ka hora sa, tamani iru jan. nan ka pettoken to ka neko o sa, e, sonna ni tsukande daijoubu? mitai na.
sometimes. Is it really okay to hold pet dogs and cats like that? Something like that.
あ、ある。こうやって掴つかんだりね。　そう、そう。でもあれ大丈夫だいじょうぶじゃん？
a, aru. kou yatte tsukan dari ne. sou, sou. de mo are daijoubu jan?
Oh, yes, there is. Like this, you grab it. oh yeah . But that's okay, right? It's
大丈夫だいじょうぶね。　うん。だから子供こどもも多分たぶんそうだと思おもう。
daijoubu ne. un. da kara kodomo mo tabun sou da to omou.
okay. Yeah. So I think children probably feel the same way.
うーん。ま、足腰あしこし強つよくなって骨ほねも強つよくなるからその分ぶん「ぐっ」てやっても平気へいきなんだね。
uun. ma, ashikoshi tsuyoku natte hone mo tsuyoku naru kara sono bun " gu " te yatte mo heiki na n da ne.
Hmm. Well, your legs and core get stronger, and your bones get stronger too, so you can really push yourself without any problems.
そう。うん。ま、僕ぼくの感想かんそうで。　まあまあまあ。それなんかやってたら奥おくさんに言いわれそうだな。
sou. un. ma, boku no kansou de. maa maamaa. sore nanka yattetara okusan ni iware sou da na.
yes. Yeah. Well, these are just my thoughts. Okay, okay . If I did something like that, my wife would probably say something.
ま、いうてそんなに乱暴らんぼうしないよ？
ma, iute sonna ni ranbou shinai yo?
Well, I'm not going to be that rough, you know?
ああ。あ、ただそのやっぱ新生しんせい児じよりは
aa. a, tada sono yappa shinseiji yori wa
ah. Ah, but I guess you don't have to be as careful with them as you would with a newborn
そこまで気きを使つかわないというか。
soko made ki o tsukawanai to iu ka.
. And I
あと言葉ことばも分わかるしね。
ato kotoba mo wakaru shi ne.
understand the language too.
そうね。　うん。
sou ne. un.
Yes. Yeah.
あとこの言葉ことば知しってる?タミータイム。
ato kono kotoba shitteru? tamii taimu.
Also, do you know this word? Tummy time.
タミータイム。　タミータイム。
tamii taimu. tamii taimu.
Tummy time. Tummy time. And so it begins
さあ、始はじまりました。タミータイムの時間じかんです。
saa, hajimarimashita. tamii taimu no jikan desu.
. It's time for tummy time.
本日ほんじつのタミータイムはこちら。ドン
honjitsu no tamii taimu wa kochira. don
Today's Tummy Time is here. Do you
タミータイム知しってます?　知しりません。
tamii taimu shittemasu? shirimasen.
know Don Tummy Time? No, I don't .
タミータイムって、うつ伏ぶせにわざとさせて
tamii taimu tte, utsubuse ni wazato sasete
Tummy time is apparently a time when you have your baby lie face down to do a kind of neck
首くびのこの筋きんトレみたいなことをタミータイムって言いうんだって。
kubi no kono kintore mitai na koto o tamii taimu tte iu n da tte.
muscle training.
あ、そうなんだ。　僕ぼくも初はじめて知しったんだけど
a, sou na n da. boku mo hajimete shitta n da kedo
Oh, really? I just found out about it too, but I don't think it existed
前まえなかったと思おもうな。じゃあそれでもうつ伏ぶせにさせてさ、首くびが座すわってない頃ころあってあげようとするじゃん？
mae nakatta to omou na. jaa sore de mo utsubuse ni sasete sa, kubi ga suwattenai koro atte ageyou to suru jan?
before. So, even then, you try to put them on their stomach, when their neck isn't strong enough yet, right?
はい。　あの感かんじやったことあるでしょ?
hai. ano kanji yatta koto aru desho?
yes. You've experienced that feeling before, right ?
うん、ある、ある。もちろんあれタミータイムです。
un, aru, aru. mochiron are tamii taimu desu.
Yeah, I have. Of course, that was tummy time.
ああ、知しらず知しらずのうちにタミータイムをやってた？そう。
aa, shirazu shirazu no uchi ni tamii taimu o yatteta? sou.
Oh, so I was doing tummy time without even realizing it? yes. I was doing it
やってた。で、そのタミータイムをやると首くびが座すわるのが早はやくなるんだって。
yatteta. de, sono tamii taimu o yaru to kubi ga suwaru no ga hayaku naru n da tte.
. Apparently, doing this tummy time helps babies develop head control faster.
うーん。　筋きんトレだから。
uun. kintore da kara.
Hmm. Because it's weight training.
まあ、やるに越こしたことないね。　うん。
maa, yaru ni koshita koto nai ne. un.
Well, it's better to do it than not. Yeah. This is
これむずいですよ。やるに越こしたことない。　やるに越こしたことないから。
kore mu zu i desu yo. yaru ni koshita koto nai. yaru ni koshita koto nai kara.
difficult. It's better to do it than not. It's better to do it than not.
うん。いや、絶対ぜったいやった方ほうがいいってこと。
un. iya, zettai yatta hou ga ii tte koto.
Yeah. No, I mean you absolutely should do it. It's better to do it than not
やるに越こしたことが、ま、やる、やるべきだよっていうなんかおすすめ感かんがあるね。
yaru ni koshita koto ga, ma, yaru, yarubeki da yo tte iu nanka osusume kan ga aru ne.
, and it has a kind of recommendation feel to it, like "you should do it, you should do it."
うん。そう。　だって首くび座すわった方ほうが楽らくじゃん。お父ちちさんも。
un. sou. da tte kubi suwatta hou ga raku jan. ochichisan mo.
Yeah. yes. Because it's easier once the baby can hold their head up. Dad too. I want you to
早はやく座すわってほしい。　ね。
hayaku suwatte hoshii. ne.
sit down quickly. hey. Whether we're going out for a
ご飯はん行いくにしてもどっか出でかけるにしてもやっぱ首座しゅざってないと不安ふあんだしさ。
gohan iku ni shite mo dokka dekakeru ni shite mo yappa shuza tte nai to fuan da shi sa.
meal or just going somewhere else, I feel uneasy if the baby's neck isn't strong enough to support their head.
うん。　ね。知しり合あいにもどうぞってやりづらいしさ。
un. ne. shiriai ni mo douzo tte yarizurai shi sa.
Yeah. hey. It's awkward to offer it to acquaintances, too.
そう。こうどうぞ時ときがね。　うん。
sou. kou douzo toki ga ne. un.
yes. Here you go, it's time. Yeah. Because I need to
首くびを支ささえないといけないから。　そうなのよ。
kubi o sasaenai to ikenai kara. sou na no yo.
support the neck. That's right . It's
ちょっと大変たいへんなのよ。渡わたす方ほうも受うけ取とる方かたも。　うん。俺おれも怖こわいもん。
chotto taihen na no yo. watasu hou mo uketoru kata mo. un. ore mo kowai mon.
a bit difficult. Both the giver and the receiver. Yeah. I'm scared too.
うん。　宮崎みやざきさんの子供こどもを抱だっこする時ときは
un. miyazakisan no kodomo o dakko suru toki wa
Yeah. When I hold Miyazaki's child,
うん。やっぱちょっと怖こわい。　この前まえね、抱だっこしてもらったよね。うん。
un. yappa chotto kowai. kono mae ne, dakko shite moratta yo ne. un.
yes. It's still a little scary. Remember when you held me the other day? Yeah.
うん。　まだ怖こわい？
un. mada kowai?
Yeah. Still scared?
あ、でも1番ばん最初さいしょよりは怖こわくない。　あ、そう。
a, de mo 1 ban saisho yori wa kowaku nai. a, sou.
Oh, but it's not as scary as the very first time. Oh, really?
うん。1番ばん最初さいしょは本当ほんとうさ、もうこんなんだからね。
un. 1 ban saisho wa hontou sa, mou konna n da kara ne.
Yeah. It's true at the very beginning, it's like this. It's
ほぼタコじゃん。タコ。　タコタコ。
hobo tako jan. tako. tako tako.
practically an octopus. Octopus. Octopus, octopus. It's pretty
ちょっと滑すべったらあれは怖こわいよ。
chotto subettara are wa kowai yo.
scary if you slip even a little. [Laughs] That's
あれ怖こわいよね。ちょっと動うごかしたらもうゴローンっていっちゃうから。
are kowai yo ne. chotto ugokashitara mou goroon tte itchau kara.
scary, isn't it? If you move it even a little, it'll just tip over.
そう、そう、そう。でも今いまちょっと半分はんぶんぐらいは
sou, sou, sou. de mo ima chotto hanbun gurai wa
Yes, yes, yes. But I think I still have about half the
首くびの力ちからがあるんじゃない?　うん。
kubi no chikara ga aru n ja nai? un.
strength in my neck right now, don't you? Yeah.
もう最近さいきんはね、そのタミータイムをしてもずっと上あげてるし。
mou saikin wa ne, sono tamii taimu o shite mo zutto ageteru shi.
Lately, even after tummy time, the weight keeps rising.
ああ。　うん。
aa. un.
ah. Yeah.
タミータイムやっぱいいんだね。　そう。このね、僕ぼくの胸むねの上うえに乗のっけて
tamii taimu yappa ii n da ne. sou. kono ne, boku no mune no ue ni nokkete
Tummy time is really good, isn't it? yes. So, put it on my chest, yeah
うん。　こうダミータイムさして
un. kou damii taimu sashite
. Let's add a dummy time like this
ああ、それやるよね。　うん。
aa, sore yaru yo ne. un.
. Oh, you do that, right? Yeah. I bet
絶対ぜったいパパここれやるよね。　ここやるよね。で、ここ顔かおと顔かおでええてかやって笑わらわせる。
zettai pa pa ko kore yaru yo ne. koko yaru yo ne. de, koko kao to kao de ee te ka yatte warawaseru.
Dad will do this. We'll do it here, right? Then, they make a face-to-face gesture and say "that's good" to make each other laugh. Give me a
チューしてね。　チューはしない。
chuu shite ne. chuu wa shinai.
kiss. I wo n't kiss you.
チュしない？うん。　そう。
chu shinai? un. sou.
Want to kiss? Yeah. yes.
うん。チューはしない。　チューしないの?
un. chuu wa shinai. chuu shinai no?
Yeah. I won't kiss you. Are n't you going to kiss me? Well
あの、ほっぺにはチューはするよ。あ、うん。口くちはしない。
ano, hoppe ni wa chuu wa suru yo. a, un. kuchi wa shinai.
, I'll give you a kiss on the cheek. Ah, yes. I won't say anything. I probably won't say anything
口くちはしないかな。ていうか、あの、菌きんが映うつるからやめてって言いわれてる。
kuchi wa shinai ka na. te iu ka, ano, kin ga utsuru kara yamete tte iwareteru.
. Actually, I've been told to stop because it could transmit germs. picture
え？　おっぱいあげてんのに？
e? oppai ageten no ni?
? But I'm breastfeeding?
うちの奥おくさん歯はに詳くわしいのよ。　ああ、なるほどね。
uchi no okusan ha ni kuwashii no yo. aa, naruhodo ne.
My wife knows a lot about teeth. Ah , I see.
そうだからうるさいのそこはやだね。
sou da kara urusai no soko wa ya da ne.
That's why it's so noisy there, I don't like it .
俺おれ次つぎやったらチューしよう。　いや、でもいない時ときしたことあるけど。
ore tsugiyattara chuu shiyou. iya, de mo inai toki shita koto aru kedo.
Next time, let's kiss. No , but I have done it when she wasn't around.
うん。　で、3ヶ月かげつになったんで
un. de, 3 kagetsu ni natta n de
Yeah. So , it's been three months now
はい。　いよいよ外そと食くい行いけるんじゃないかと。
hai. iyoiyo soto kui ikeru n ja nai ka to.
. I think we might finally be able to go out to eat.
ああ、そうですね。　僕ぼくと奥おくさんと子供こどもで
aa, sou desu ne. boku to okusan to kodomo de
Ah, yes. My wife, our child, and I ca
やっぱ子供こどもが生うまれ立たての時ときってなかなか外食がいしょくに行いけないからね。外食がいしょく行いきたいじゃん。
yappa kodomo ga umaretate no toki tte nakanaka gaishoku ni ikenai kara ne. gaishoku ikitai jan.
n't really go out to eat when the baby is very young. I want to go out to eat.
うん。　外食がいしょく行いきたいのに行いけない。
un. gaishoku ikitai no ni ikenai.
Yeah. I want to go out to eat, but I can't.
うん。　ただ
un. tada
Yeah. However, since
３ヶ月かげつ経たったしそろそろ挑戦ちょうせんするということで焼肉やきにく屋やに行いってきました。
3 kagetsu tatta shi sorosoro chousen suru to iu koto de yakinikuya ni itte kimashita.
three months had passed, I decided it was time to give it a try and went to a yakiniku (Japanese BBQ) restaurant.
お、焼肉やきにく屋やに行いってきたのね。　そう。ま、安やすめの焼肉やきにく屋やさん。
o, yakinikuya ni itte kita no ne. sou. ma, yasume no yakinikuyasan.
Oh, so you went to a yakiniku (Japanese BBQ) restaurant. yes. Well, it's a reasonably priced yakiniku (Japanese BBQ) restaurant.
うん。　お座敷ざしきに座すわって
un. ozashiki ni suwatte
Yeah. Sit down in the tatami room. Yes. I went there
うん。　行いってきました。すごい騒さわい出でたの学生がくせいたちが。
un. itte kimashita. sugoi sawai deta no gakuseitachi ga.
. The students started making a huge fuss.
ああ、居酒屋いざかやに行いったらうるさい学生がくせいがいたんだ？
aa, izakaya ni ittara urusai gakusei ga ita n da?
Oh, so you went to an izakaya (Japanese pub) and there were some noisy students there?
うん。居酒屋いざかやじゃないけどね。　うん。あ、居酒屋いざかやじゃない。あ、焼肉やきにく屋やがね。はい。はい。そう。学生がくせいがバーってグループで
un. izakaya ja nai kedo ne. un. a, izakaya ja nai. a, yakinikuya ga ne. hai. hai. sou. gakusei ga baatte guruupu de
Yeah. It's not an izakaya (Japanese pub), though. Yeah. Oh, it's not an izakaya (Japanese pub). Oh, a yakiniku (Japanese barbecue) restaurant. yes. yes. yes. There was a group of students who were incredibly
すんごいうるさかったの。　これが逆ぎゃくに助たすかってさ。
sungoi urusakatta no. kore ga gyaku ni tasukatte sa.
noisy. This actually worked out to my advantage. oh. vice versa
おお。　逆ぎゃくに？
oo. gyaku ni?
?
なぜか。泣ないても迷惑めいわくじゃない。
naze ka. naite mo meiwaku ja nai.
Why? Crying won't cause any trouble. Because I can't hear you
聞きこえないから。
kikoenai kara.
.
はい。はい。はい。　うん。
hai. hai. hai. un.
yes. yes. yes. Yeah.
あ、これいいや！と思おもって逆ぎゃくに助たすかった。
a, kore ii ya! to omotte gyaku ni tasukatta.
Oh, this is good! I was actually relieved, thinking that it might have been a good thing.
あ、結構けっこう泣ないたの?　ちょいちょい泣ないたのよ。
a, kekkou naita no? choichoi naita no yo.
Oh, did you cry a lot? I cried quite a bit.
宮崎みやざきさんの子供こども声こえちっちゃいよね。　そう？
miyazakisan no kodomo koe chitchai yo ne. sou?
Miyazaki's child voice is really quiet, isn't it? yes?
うん。うるさくない。　あ、そう。あんま比較ひかくしたことないから。あ、ま、そっか。そっか。
un. urusaku nai. a, sou. anma hikaku shita koto nai kara. a, ma, sokka. sokka.
Yeah. It's not noisy. Oh, really? I haven't really compared them much. Oh, well, I see. I see. I don't know
わかんないけど。　ただこう「わー」って泣ないても全然ぜんぜん気きにないで
wakannai kedo. tada kou " waa " tte naite mo zenzen ki ni naide
. Even though I was crying and saying "Wah!", they didn't seem to mind at all and I was able to
お肉にく食たべられました。
oniku taberaremashita.
eat my meat.
ああ、いいじゃないですか。　逆ぎゃくにね、宮崎みやざきさんはこの焼肉やきにく屋やとか行いって、
aa, ii ja nai desu ka. gyaku ni ne, miyazakisan wa kono yakinikuya to ka itte,
Oh, that's great. On the other hand, Miyazaki-san, when you go to a yakiniku restaurant, a yakiniku
焼肉やきにく屋や、焼肉やきにく屋やとかさ、ご飯はん屋やさんに行いって、周まわりで赤あかちゃんが泣ないたらどうですか?
yakinikuya, yakinikuya to ka sa, gohan'yasan ni itte, mawari de akachan ga naitara dou desu ka?
restaurant, or any restaurant, and a baby cries nearby, what do you think? You
あ、うるせえなって思おもう。　ああ、思おもう人ひと？
a, urusee na tte omou. aa, omou hito?
think, "Oh, that's annoying." Ah, someone who thinks so?
うん。俺おれも思おもう。　めっちゃ思おもう。
un. ore mo omou. metcha omou.
Yeah. I think so too. I really think so .
うるさ！って。　うん。なんかさ、しょうがないなと思おもいつつ
uru sa! tte. un. nan ka sa, shou ga nai na to omoi tsutsu
Shut up! That's what I thought. Yeah. You know, even though you think "it can't be helped," you still think "it's annoying
うるせえなと思おもうよね。
urusee na to omou yo ne.
." think
思おもう。ま、赤あかちゃんは泣なくものだしはい。
omou. ma, akachan wa naku mono da shi hai.
. Well, babies cry, so yes . I guess that ca
そこはしょうがないけど、連つれてくんなよって思おもう。
soko wa shou ga nai kedo, tsurete kun na yo tte omou.
n't be helped, but I wish they wouldn't bring them along .
あ、思おもうんだ？　あ、嘘うそ！
a, omou n da? a, uso!
Oh, you think so? Oh, no way!
え、でもさ、思おもうよ。
e, de mo sa, omou yo.
But, you know, I think... You
今いまその気持きもちは分わかるでしょ?　逆ぎゃくだからね、今いま。
ima sono kimochi wa wakaru desho? gyaku da kara ne, ima.
understand how I feel now, right? It's the other way around right now.
そう。やっぱごめんなさいって思おもいながら抱だっこしてる。
sou. yappa gomen nasai tte omoi nagara dakko shiteru.
yes. I'm holding him while thinking, "I'm so sorry." I
ご飯はん食たべに行いきたいじゃん。　うん。
gohan tabe ni ikitai jan. un.
want to go out to eat. Yeah. The
子供こどもうるさいけど、なんかしょうが、あ、ま、しょうがねえなって気持きもちにはなってきた最近さいきん。
kodomo urusai kedo, nan ka shouga, a, ma, shou ga nee na tte kimochi ni wa natte kita saikin.
kids are noisy, but lately I've started to feel like, well, there's nothing I can do about it.
いや、思おもわないで連つれてくんなよって。思おもう。う。
iya, omowanaide tsurete kun na yo tte. omou. u.
No, don't bring me there if you don't think that way . think. cormorant.
あ、思おもうんだ。　思おもう。
a, omou n da. omou.
Ah, I think so. think . Oh really?
へえ。お、いやそこね、僕ぼくと宮崎みやざきさんはちょっと違ちがう。
hee. o, iya soko ne, boku to miyazakisan wa chotto chigau.
Oh, no, that's where Miyazaki and I are a little different.
あ、そう。　僕ぼくはうるせえなと思おもうけど、ま、しゃあねえよな。
a, sou. boku wa urusee na to omou kedo, ma, shaanee yo na.
Oh, really? I think it's annoying, but oh well, what can you do?
ああ。　うん。ま、別べつにそこまでうるさくないし、子供こどものあかちゃんの鳴なき声ごえなんて。
aa. un. ma, betsu ni soko made urusaku nai shi, kodomo no akachan no nakigoe nante.
ah. Yeah. Well, it's not that noisy, it's just a baby crying.
ああ。でも子供こどもの年齢ねんれいにもよるかな。
aa. de mo kodomo no nenrei ni mo yoru ka na.
ah. But it probably depends on the child's age.
ああ、分わかる。　あと親おやの躾しつけ。
aa, wakaru. ato oya no shitsuke.
Ah, I understand. Also, parental upbringing.
うん。　もう騒さわいで泣なきはめいてんのに親おやが止とめないとか、
un. mou sawaide naki wa meiten no ni oya ga tomenai to ka,
Yeah. When a child is making a fuss and crying and their parents don't stop them, or when their
親おやが注意ちゅういしない子供こどもああいうのは来くんなって思おもうマジで。
oya ga chuui shinai kodomo aa iu no wa kun na tte omou maji de.
parents don't pay attention to them, I seriously think that kids like that shouldn't come. You know, those kids who are just about to start
あの小学しょうがく生せいに入はいる前まえぐらいの
ano shougakusei ni hairu mae gurai no
elementary school and
とかね走はしり回まわってさうん
to ka ne hashirimawatte sa un
run around, making a lot of noise
わあってうるさい子供こども。
waa tte urusai kodomo.
.
でその子供こどもを放置ほうちしてお母ははさん同士どうしでこうご飯はんしてる人ひと
de sono kodomo o houchi shite ohahasandoushi de kou gohanshiteru hito
And those mothers who leave their children unattended while they go out to eat together—I seriously
あれはマジで老害ろうがいだと思おもう。それはそう。
are wa maji de rougai da to omou. sore wa sou.
think that's just old-fashioned and annoying. That's true.
俺おれ言ゆうもん、それ子供こどもに。　ああ、子供こどもに言いうの?
ore yuu mon, sore kodomo ni. aa, kodomo ni iu no?
I would tell that to a child. Oh, you're going to tell the kids?
直接ちょくせつ言ゆう。　親おやじゃなくて？
chokusetsu yuu. oya ja nakute?
Tell them directly. Not your parents? I wo
親おやには言いわない。怖こわいもん。
oya ni wa iwanai. kowai mon.
n't tell my parents. It's scary. [Laughs] If I
親おやに言いったら喧嘩けんかなりそうじゃん。　子供こどもになんて言いうの?
oya ni ittara kenka nari sou jan. kodomo ni nante iu no?
told my parents, we'd probably get into a fight. What do you say to the child? Get
子供こどもに顔かお近ちかづけてうん。
kodomo ni kao chikazukete un.
close to the child's face and say, "Yes." I
小ちいさい声こえで「静しずかにしてよ」って言ゆう。
chiisai koe de " shizuka ni shite yo " tte yuu.
whispered, "Please be quiet."
静しずかにしろよじゃなくて。そう。
shizuka ni shiro yo ja nakute. sou.
[Laughs] Not "Be quiet." yes. Be
静しずかにしてよ。　静しずかにしてよ。目め見みて。
shizuka ni shite yo. shizuka ni shite yo. me mite.
quiet. Be quiet. Look me in the eyes. Will that make it
それで静しずかになる？　なるよ。
sore de shizuka ni naru? naru yo.
quieter? Yes, it will.
あ、なるんだ？　うん。
a, naru n da? un.
Oh, so it does? Yeah. It's kind of
やっぱ髭ひげの生はえたおじさんに言いわれるってだけで怖こわいじゃん？
yappa hige no haeta ojisan ni iwareru tte dake de kowai jan?
scary when a bearded old man says it, right?
ああ、ま、そっか。おじさんに怒おこられたって感かんじだもんね。
aa, ma, sokka. ojisan ni okorareta tte kanji da mon ne.
Oh, well, I see. It feels like I got yelled at by my uncle.
そう、そう、そう、そう。　確たしかにね。
sou, sou, sou, sou. tashika ni ne.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. That's true. Those
そういう子供こども確たしかにうるせえ。　そう。だから電車でんしゃとかで、
sou iu kodomo tashika ni urusee. sou. da kara densha to ka de,
kinds of kids are definitely noisy. yes. So, on the train or something, there are
もう1歳さいの赤あかちゃんを抱いだいてるお母ははさんはい。もうわーって泣ないちゃいました。ああ、すいません。すいませんって言いってる人ひとはいいよ。
mou 1 sai no akachan o idaiteru ohahasan hai. mou waa tte naichaimashita. aa, suimasen. suimasen tte itteru hito wa ii yo.
mothers holding their one-year-old babies . Yes. I just burst out crying. Oh, I'm sorry. It's fine if they say "I'm sorry."
あ、それは何なん?　それは許ゆるす。うるせえって思おもわない?
a, sore wa nan? sore wa yurusu. urusee tte omowanai?
Oh, what's that? I'll allow that. Don't you think it's annoying? It's
うるさいけどもしょうがないじゃん。　あらあ、なるほど。
urusai kedo mo shou ga nai jan. araa, naruhodo.
noisy, but what can you do? Oh, I see. There's nothing I can do
どうしようもできない。おっぱいもあげれないし、
dou shiyou mo dekinai. oppai mo agerenai shi,
. I can't breastfeed, and I ca
電車でんしゃだから外そとにも出でれないし、状況じょうきょうが状況じょうきょうだからそれは許ゆるす。
densha da kara soto ni mo derenai shi, joukyou ga joukyou da kara sore wa yurusu.
n't go outside because I'm on the train, so I'll accept it given the circumstances. You probably
歩あるいて行いけよと思おもってんでしょ？
aruite ikeyo to omotte n desho?
think I should just walk there, right?
それはひどいじゃん。なんで電車でんしゃ乗じょうんだよ。歩あるけや。
sore wa hidoi jan. nan de denshajou n da yo. aruke ya.
That's terrible. Why did you take the train? Walk. If you're going to
歩あるくなら車くるまで行いけよって。　うん。て思おもってる。本当ほんとう
aruku nara kuruma de ikeyotte. un. te omotteru. hontou
walk, you might as well go by car. Yeah. That's what I think. I've actually
思おもったこともあるよ。　ある。[笑わらい]
omotta koto mo aru yo. aru 。[ warai ]
thought that before. be. [Laughs]
うん。　けど今いまはそこは許ゆるせる。うん。
un. kedo ima wa soko wa yuruseru. un.
Yeah. But I can forgive that now. Yeah.
うん。　確たしかに飲食いんしょく店てんは確たしかにちょっと意見いけんが分わかれるね。
un. tashika ni inshokuten wa tashika ni chotto iken ga wakareru ne.
Yeah. Restaurants are definitely a point where opinions differ.
うん。　うん。子供こどもいない人ひとはやっぱそう思おもうかもしんない。
un. un. kodomo inai hito wa yappa sou omou ka mo shinnai.
Yeah. Yeah. People without children might think that way.
そう。ない。ない時ときは特とくに思おもってたから。　だよね。
sou. nai. nai toki wa tokuni omotteta kara. da yo ne.
yes. do not have. I especially thought that when I didn't have it. Right? I think I might have become
今いまはちょっと心こころが大おおきくなったかもしれない。　ああ。ストレスもたまるし。
ima wa chotto kokoro ga ookiku natta ka mo shirenai. aa. sutoresu mo tamaru shi.
a little more open-minded now. ah. It also causes stress. I get
イライラもするからやっぱ外食がいしょくには行いきたいよね。
iraira mo suru kara yappa gaishoku ni wa ikitai yo ne.
irritated, so I definitely want to go out to eat. I want to
行いきたいよ。もう本当ほんとう毎週まいしゅう行いきたい。
ikitai yo. mou hontou maishuu ikitai.
go. I really want to go every week.
無理むりだよ、それは。毎週まいしゅう行いきたい。
muri da yo, sore wa. maishuu ikitai.
That's impossible. I want to go every week.
うん。　だから先週せんしゅう焼やき肉屋にくや行いったのね。
un. da kara senshuuyaki nikuya itta no ne.
Yeah. So that's why we went to a yakiniku restaurant last week.
はい。　今週こんしゅうも行いきたいからちょっと作戦さくせんを練ねってて。
hai. konshuu mo ikitai kara chotto sakusen o nettete.
yes. I want to go again this week, so I'm planning my strategy. There was a
ピザのチラシが入はいってたのね。うちの玄関げんかんのポストに。
piza no chirashi ga haitteta no ne. uchi no genkan no posuto ni.
pizza flyer in the box. It was in the mailbox by our front door.
あ、ピザのチラシ入はいってたよ。つって。ああ、なんかピザとかいいね。なんかパスタとかね。週末しゅうまつ行いく？ってこうフッてこう誘さそう。
a, piza no chirashi haitteta yo. tsutte. aa, nan ka piza to ka ii ne. nan ka pasuta to ka ne. shuumatsu iku? tte kou futte kou sasou.
Oh, there was a pizza flyer in the mail. That's what I said. Oh, pizza sounds good. Something like pasta. Are you going this weekend? And then you invite them like this.
うん。てかさ。　はい。
un. te ka sa. hai.
Yeah. Anyway... yes. This is a
すごくプライベートの話はなしだけどはい。
sugoku puraibeeto no hanashi da kedo hai.
very personal matter, but yes. You
ちょっと飯めし行いくってうちにぴょんと預あずければいいのに。うちの家いえに子供こども
chotto meshi iku tte uchi ni pyon to azukereba ii no ni. uchi no ie ni kodomo
could just leave her with me when you go out for a meal. Could you
1時間じかんぐらいさ、ちょっと預あずかってって。
1 jikan gurai sa, chotto azukattette.
look after my child for about an hour?
ま、俺おれはそうしたい。　ああ。奥おくさんが気きを使つかう？
ma, ore wa sou shitai. aa. okusan ga ki o tsukau?
Well, that's what I'd like to do. ah. Does your wife feel obligated to be considerate? I'm being
めっちゃ気き使つかう。　連絡れんらくなしでもいいよ。
metcha ki tsukau. renraku nashi de mo ii yo.
extremely considerate. You don't need to contact me.
ああ、じゃあ次つぎに僕ぼくの奥おくさんに会あった時ときに
aa, jaa tsugi ni boku no okusan ni atta toki ni
Oh, well, could you tell my wife directly the next time you see her
直接ちょくせつ言いってくんない?うん。[笑わらい]もう俺おれから言いってもね、聞きかないのよ。
chokusetsu itte kunnai? un. [ warai ] mou ore kara itte mo ne, kikanai no yo.
? Okay. [Laughs] No matter what I say, they won't listen. Oh
あ、そうですか。　うん。いや、気き使つかうからで終おわっちゃうから。
a, sou desu ka. un. iya, ki tsukau kara de owatchau kara.
, really? Yeah. No, it just ends with "I'm being considerate."
ああ、別べつに俺おれも会あいたいし。　うん。
aa, betsu ni ore mo aitai shi. un.
Oh, I'd like to see you too. Yeah.
だってご飯はん行いくっすても長ながくても3時間じかんでしょ。
da tte gohan ikussute mo nagakute mo 3 jikan desho.
Because even if we go out for a meal, it'll only be 3 hours at most, right?
いや、そんな行いかないよ。　ちょ、ま、長ながくてもね。
iya, sonna ikanai yo. cho, ma, nagakute mo ne.
No, I don't go that often. Well, even if it's long. It's
長ながすぎる。　うん。
naga sugiru. un.
too long. Yeah. It should be
1時間じかんあれば終おわるよね。　まあまあ、そう、そう、そう。だからそうすればいいのに。
1 jikan areba owaru yo ne. maamaa, sou, sou, sou. da kara sou sureba ii no ni.
finished in an hour, right? Well, yes, yes, yes. So that's what you should do.
じゃあ次つぎからそうしようかな。　うん。
jaa tsugi kara sou shiyou ka na. un.
Okay, I'll do that next time. Yeah. Because I can go home
ちょっとだけ見みててって思おもいつつ帰かえれるから。　うん。ただミルクがね、
chotto dake mitete tte omoi tsutsu kaereru kara. un. tada miruku ga ne,
thinking, "Just watch for a little while." Yeah. But the thing is, right now I'm
今いまほら母乳ぼにゅうだからそこも気きにしてるんだよね。
ima hora bonyuu da kara soko mo ki ni shiteru n da yo ne.
breastfeeding, so that's something I'm worried about. I'll give it to you
（俺おれが）あげるあげる。
( ore ga) ageru ageru.
.
ばい菌きんがすごい入はいっちゃうから。　あの毛けがついてるかもしんない。ここに
baikin ga sugoi haitchau kara. ano ke ga tsuiteru ka mo shinnai. koko ni
Because a lot of germs will get in. There might be some hair on it. When I
帰かえってきたらあれなんどうしたの?この毛けつって。
kaette kitara are nan dou shita no? kono ketsutte.
came back here, I noticed something strange. What happened to this hair?
そうそうそうそう。それは怒おこられちゃうからね。
sousou sousou. sore wa okorarechau kara ne.
Yes, yes, yes, that's right. You'll get in trouble for doing that. There
ミルク卒業そつぎょうの時期じきって来くるでしょ。
miruku sotsugyou no jiki tte kuru desho.
comes a time when babies stop drinking milk, right?
うん。え、もう完全かんぜん、完全かんぜんおっぱい？
un. e, mou kanzen, kanzen oppai?
Yeah. Wait, are they already completely, completely boobs? It's
完全かんぜんおっぱいだから、ま、9.5割わりおっぱい。
kanzen oppai da kara, ma, 9. 5 wari oppai.
all breasts, so, well, 95% breasts.
あ、じゃあそういう出でかける時ときは
a, jaa sou iu dekakeru toki wa
Oh, well, when you go out like that, if you just
ミルク、ミルクちにポンって
miruku, miruku chi ni pon tte
put out some formula, just like that,
1個こだけ置おいとけばさ、それもね、ちょっと嫌いやがるのよ。やっぱなるべくあげたくないんだって。
1 ko dake oitokeba sa, sore mo ne, chotto iyagaru no yo. yappa narubeku agetaku nai n da tte.
leave one milk carton in the milk carton, she doesn't really like that either . Apparently, they really don't want to give it away if they can help it.
あ、めんどくせえ。　そうだからその辺へんがちょっと俺おれも突つっ込こみにくい。
a, mendokusee. sou da kara sono hen ga chotto ore mo tsukkominikui.
Ugh, what a pain. That's why it's a bit difficult for me to comment on that.
ああ。ま、こうすればいいじゃんって言いえない。
aa. ma, kou sureba ii jan tte ienai.
ah. Well, I ca n't exactly say, "This is how you should do it."
うん。　だって俺おれがやってるわけじゃないから。
un. da tte ore ga yatteru wake ja nai kara.
Yeah. Because I'm not the one doing it. As for
おっぱいはそこはね、何なんも言いえないんですよ。
oppai wa soko wa ne, nan mo ienai n desu yo.
breasts, well, there's nothing I can say about that. You're doing great
頑張がんばってんだね。　だから、ま、ミルクが終おわったタイミングで預あずけるのが始はじまるかも。
ganbatte n da ne. da kara, ma, miruku ga owatta taimingu de azukeru no ga hajimaru ka mo.
. So, I guess I might start leaving her with someone once she's finished drinking milk.
うん。うん。うん。　そうすれば離乳りにゅう食しょくとかが始はじまったらさ、鳥山とりやまさんもあげてくれるでしょ?こうやってあーんつって。
un. un. un. sou sureba rinyuu shoku to ka ga hajimattara sa, toriyamasan mo agete kureru desho? kou yatte aa n tsutte.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That way, when the baby starts eating solid foods, Toriyama-san will feed the baby, right? Like this, saying "Ahhh."
うん。　それできるもんね。
un. sore dekiru mon ne.
Yeah. You can do that, right? Well, yeah
まあね。宮崎みやざきさんは子供こどもの時ときさ、おっぱい？いや、覚おぼえてないよ。
maa ne. miyazakisan wa kodomo no toki sa, oppai? iya, oboetenai yo.
. When Miyazaki was a child, did he have a breast? No, I don't remember. You probably do
覚おぼえてないでしょ。覚おぼえてんの?　覚おぼえてない。覚おぼえてないし。うん。
oboetenai desho. oboeten no? oboetenai. oboetenai shi. un.
n't remember. Do you remember? I do n't remember. I don't remember. Yeah. You know how people start
20歳さい前まえからさ、お酒さけ飲のむじゃん？
20 sai mae kara sa, osake nomu jan?
drinking alcohol before they turn 20?
うん。　なんかあんま関係かんけいない気きがするんだよね。
un. nan ka anma kankei nai ki ga suru n da yo ne.
Yeah. I feel like it's not really related. I
分わかるよ。　母乳ぼにゅうとか。
wakaru yo. bonyuu to ka.
understand. Breast milk, for example. I
分わかるよ。非常ひじょうに分わかるよ。ていうか、なんならそっちの意見いけんで僕ぼくも。
wakaru yo. hijou ni wakaru yo. te iu ka, nan nara sotchi no iken de boku mo.
understand. I totally understand. Actually, I agree with your opinion.
うん。うん。　だから別べつにミルク粉こなでいいじゃんって言いいたいよ。
un. un. da kara betsu ni miruku kona de ii jan tte iitai yo.
Yeah. Yeah. So I want to say, why not just use powdered milk?
うん。　けど一応いちおうそこは尊重そんちょうしようかなと。
un. kedo ichiou soko wa sonchou shiyou ka na to.
Yeah. But I think I'll respect that point for now.
ああ、大変たいへんなんだな。じゃあそうだよ。色々いろいろあるんです。
aa, taihen na n da na. jaa sou da yo. iroiro aru n desu.
Oh, that sounds tough. Okay then. There are many reasons. What
皆みなさんはね、どういう家庭かてい環境かんきょうでしょうかね。　今日きょうはこういう話はなしをするはずじゃなかったので。
minasan wa ne, dou iu katei kankyou deshou ka ne. kyou wa kou iu hanashi o suru hazu ja nakatta no de.
kind of family backgrounds do you all come from? I wasn't supposed to be talking about this today.
あ、そうなの?　うん。もうちょっとあのルーティーンをちょっとね、こう、
a, sou na no? un. mou chotto ano ruutiin o chotto ne, kou,
Oh, really? Yeah. I was
並ならべてルーティーンを話はなそうかなと思おもったんだけど喋しゃべりすぎた？
narabete ruutiin o hanasou ka na to omotta n da kedo shaberi sugita?
thinking of listing and talking about that routine a bit more, but did I talk too much? We've gone off on
ちょっと脱線だっせんしまくったね。　喋しゃべりすぎた。
chotto dassen shi makutta ne. shaberi sugita.
quite a tangent, haven't we? I talked too much.
ま、これがスーパーイマージョンってことで
ma, kore ga suupaa imaajon tte koto de
Well, this is super immersion, so don't get
ルーティーンの動画どうがだと思おもったら大おお間違まちがいだぜ。
ruutiin no douga da to omottara oomachigai da ze.
too confused if you think this is just a routine video. We're
おっぱいの話はなしだぜ。
oppai no hanashi da ze.
talking about breasts. [Laughs] Because it's
だっておかしいもん。　何なんが？
da tte okashii mon. nan ga?
funny. What? We'll
俺おれらが赤あかちゃんのルーティーンを喋しゃべるの。
orera ga akachan no ruutiin o shaberu no.
talk about the baby's routine.
真面目まじめに。　これはま、数字すうじのため。
majime ni. kore wa ma, suuji no tame.
Seriously. This is, well, just for the sake of numbers.
こうなっちゃうんだよ。　数字すうじのためだから。
kou natchau n da yo. suuji no tame da kara.
This is what happens. Because it's for the numbers.
で、これ脱線だっせん、脱線だっせん方向ほうこうになっちゃうんだよ。
de, kore dassen, dassen houkou ni natchau n da yo.
[Laughs] And this is going off on a tangent, heading in the direction of going off on a tangent. The
AIが言いってたの。この動画どうが伸のびますって。だから今日きょうはこういう動画どうが撮とってみました。
AI ga itteta no. kono douga nobimasu tte. da kara kyou wa kou iu douga totte mimashita.
AI said so. This video is going to be a hit. So today I tried making this video.
ああ、でもいいと思おもいます。　なんか
aa, de mo ii to omoimasu. nan ka
Ah, but I think that's fine. Well, yeah
うん。　あの、子供こどもっていいよなってね。でも僕ぼくの周まわり今いま子供こどもなんですよ。子供こどもがいっぱい生うまれてる。
un. ano, kodomo tte ii yo na tte ne. de mo boku no mawari ima kodomo na n desu yo. kodomo ga ippai umareteru.
. You know, kids are great, aren't they? But everyone around me is a child right now. Lots of babies are being born.
はあ、そうなのつっても、ま、宮崎みやざきさんとあと僕ぼくの会社かいしゃのいるんですけど会社かいしゃに
haa, sou na notsutte mo, ma, miyazakisan to ato boku no kaisha no iru n desu kedo kaisha ni
Oh, really? Well , there's Miyazaki-san and another employee at my company, and that person
1人にん会社かいしゃ員いんがそいつも最近さいきん子供こども産うんで
1 nin kaishain ga soitsu mo saikin kodomo unde
also recently had a baby
うん。ふんふん。　だから子供こどもが周まわりにいっぱいいてなんか結構けっこう幸しあわせというか。
un. fun fun. da kara kodomo ga mawari ni ippai ite nan ka kekkou shiawase to iu ka.
. Hmm hmm. So, having lots of children around me makes me feel pretty happy.
ああ。　うん。
aa. un.
ah. Yeah. I see.
なるほどね。確たしかに自分じぶんの子供こどもはもう大おおきいからう
naruhodo ne. tashika ni jibun no kodomo wa mou ookii kara u
Well, my own children are grown up now, so yeah
ん。　小ちいさい子供こどもを見みんのが新鮮しんせんなんだ。うん。
n. chiisai kodomo o min no ga shinsen na n da. un.
. It's refreshing to see small children. Yeah. It's
新鮮しんせんだし可愛かわいいですね。　可愛かわいかったよ、あなたの子こも。
shinsen da shi kawaii desu ne. kawaikatta yo, anata no ko mo.
fresh and cute. Your child was cute too.
そう。だからその感覚かんかくが僕ぼくわかんなかったんすよ、今いままで。
sou. da kara sono kankaku ga boku wakannakatta nsu yo, ima made.
yes. That's why I never understood that feeling until now.
うん。うん。うん。　あ、で、もう1人にんね、親戚しんせきの子こに今いま
un. un. un. a, de, mou 1 nin ne, shinseki no ko ni ima
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and there's one more person, a relative's child who's
1歳さいぐらいの子こがいるんだけどうん。うん。うん。
1 sai gurai no ko ga iru n da kedo un. un. un.
about one year old right now . Yeah. Yeah. And from that point on, she
だ、そこから可愛かわいくなった一気いっきに。　ああ。やっぱ身内みうちに
da, soko kara kawaiku natta ikki ni. aa. yappa miuchi ni
suddenly became incredibly cute. ah. I guess I'd prefer to be with family
うん。　小ちいさい子こがいるってこの年としじゃあんまりね。
un. chiisai ko ga iru tte kono toshi ja anmari ne.
. Having young children at this age is a bit much.
あ、そうそうそう。　体験たいけんできないから。そうだ。ようやく去年きょねんぐらいにそれを実感じっかんして
a, sou sou sou. taiken dekinai kara. sou da. youyaku kyonen gurai ni sore o jikkan shite
Oh, that's right. Because you ca n't experience it. That's right. I finally realized that around last year
うん。　え、待まって。こんな可愛かわいいんだ。
un. e, matte. konna kawaii n da.
. Wait , what? She's so cute. Is it
自分じぶんの子ことはまた違ちがう？
jibun no ko to wa mata chigau?
different from having your own child? Oh really? I don't find my
へえ。　自分じぶんの子こを可愛かわいいとは思おもわないよ、俺おれ。
hee. jibun no ko o kawaii to wa omowanai yo, ore.
own child cute.
え?可愛かわいいでしょ?　愛あいしてはいるけど。ああ。
e? kawaii desho? aishite wa iru kedo. aa.
Huh? Isn't she cute? I do love her, though. ah.
いやいや、ま、いるけど点てんで終おわったから待まってたんだけど日本にほん語ごですよ。これは愛あいしているけど点てん
iyaiya, ma, iru kedo ten de owatta kara matteta n da kedo nihon go desu yo. kore wa aishite iru kedo ten
No, no, well, they are there, but it ended with a dot so I was waiting, but it's in Japanese. I love this, but
うん。　愛あいはありますよ。愛あいはあります。
un. ai wa arimasu yo. ai wa arimasu.
yeah. Love exists. Love exists.
うん。　けど可愛かわいいって思おもう瞬間しゅんかんっていうのは本当ほんとうにない。
un. kedo kawaii tte omou shunkan tte iu no wa hontou ni nai.
Yeah. But there really aren't any moments when I think she's cute. Is
今いま大おおきいからじゃないの?　もっと小ちいさい頃ころは可愛かわいかったでしょ?
ima ookii kara ja nai no? motto chiisai koro wa kawaikatta desho?
n't it because you're big now? You were cuter when you were smaller, right?
あ、もうもちろんです。　今いまはでしょ。
a, mou mochiron desu. ima wa desho.
Oh, of course. Right now, isn't it?
そう。　今いまはもう小学しょうがく生せい、中学ちゅうがく生せいになったから
sou. ima wa mou shougakusei, chuugakusei ni natta kara
yes. They're in elementary school and middle school now, so yeah
うん。　ってことでしょ。
un. tte koto desho.
. That's what it means, right?
うん。　それは
un. sore wa
Yeah. Well, that's how it is
そうなんかあれですよ。　可愛かわいいというよりか、あ、すげえって思おもう瞬間しゅんかんが増ふえてきた。逆ぎゃくに
sou nanka are desu yo. kawaii to iu yori ka, a, sugee tte omou shunkan ga fuete kita. gyaku ni
. Rather than thinking she's cute, I've been having more and more moments where I think, "Wow, that's amazing." On the contrary,
すげえとはこの成長せいちょう。
sugee to wa kono seichou.
this growth is amazing.
ああ、成長せいちょうに対たいして、
aa, seichou ni taishite,
Wow, regarding growth,
え、すごいね。　そんな言葉ことばどこで覚おぼえたのとか、
e, sugoi ne. sonna kotoba doko de oboeta no to ka,
wow, that's amazing. Where did you learn those words? Well
あの、言葉ことばじゃない。　何なん?知識ちしき。
ano, kotoba ja nai. nan? chishiki.
, they're not words. What? Knowledge.
行動こうどうと知識ちしき。おおが出でてくんだよね。
koudou to chishiki. oo ga deteku n da yo ne.
Action and knowledge. Oh, that's what comes out . Oh really? When you're in
へえ。　小しょう6とか中なか1になると。
hee. shou 6 to ka naka 1 ni naru to.
6th grade or 1st year of middle school.
え、例たとえば、例たとえば世間せけんのニュースとか
e, tatoeba, tatoeba seken no nyuusu to ka
Uh, for example, for example, news from around the world,
うん。　詳くわしかったりたまにね。
un. kuwashikattari tamani ne.
yeah. Sometimes they're knowledgeable about it .
ああ、じゃあどこでニュース見みてんのみたいな。　そう、やっぱ僕ぼくがニュースとか見みるんですけど、ニュースを見みて子供こどもに自慢じまん気きに言いうんですよ、
aa, jaa doko de nyuusu miten no mitai na. sou, yappa boku ga nyuusu to ka miru n desu kedo, nyuusu o mite kodomo ni jiman ki ni iu n desu yo,
Oh, so where do you watch the news then? Yeah, I do watch the news, and I proudly tell my kids about it, like, "
ああ、こんなニュースあったぜみたいな。　そう。お前まえ知しらねえだろつって。
aa, konna nyuusu atta ze mitai na. sou. omae shiranee darotsutte.
Oh, look what they were talking about!" yes. "You wouldn't know, would you?" At that
そん時ときね、え、知しってるよ。あれでしょ?で、で、あれがあれでこうでしょみたいな言いってくる。
son toki ne, e, shitteru yo. are desho? de, de, are ga are de kou desho mitai na itte kuru.
time, uh, I know. They'll say something like, "You know, that thing, and then this happens, right?"
ああ、かぶして？　そう。
aa, kabu shite? sou.
Oh, put it on? yes.
うん。　お前まえ、お前まえつって
un. omae, omaetsutte
Yeah. Stop calling me " you, you."
やるなって。　ああ、大たいしたもんだと。で、そういうところが「お、すげえな。」
yaru na tte. aa, taishita mon da to. de, sou iu tokoro ga " o, sugee na. "
Wow, that's impressive. And that's where I think, "Wow, that's amazing."
ああ、じゃあ鳥山とりやまさんの知識ちしきを超こえるのはもうそろそろかもしれないね。
aa, jaa toriyamasan no chishiki o koeru no wa mou sorosoro ka mo shirenai ne.
Ah, so maybe it won't be long before I surpass Toriyama's knowledge.
うん。　あとあと
un. atoato
Yeah. Also, I've started spending a lot
あとなんかね、友達ともだちと遊あそぶことがとっても増ふえる。
ato nanka ne, tomodachi to asobu koto ga totte mo fueru.
more time hanging out with friends.
ああ、でもそれはいいんじゃないの?　うん。
aa, de mo sore wa ii n ja nai no? un.
Oh, but isn't that okay? Yeah. Making
友達ともだちが増ふえて活発かっぱつ的てきでいいことじゃん。嫌いやなの?
tomodachi ga fuete kappatsuteki de ii koto jan. iya na no?
more friends and being more active is a good thing, isn't it? You don't like it?
いや、それすごい嬉うれしいのとあとね、この年下とししたの小学しょうがく生せいと遊あそんだりもするのよ。
iya, sore sugoi ureshii no to ato ne, kono toshishita no shougakusei to ason dari mo suru no yo.
No, I'm really happy about it, and I also get to play with these younger elementary school kids.
ああ、いいじゃない。可愛かわいいで。家いえに連つれてきて
aa, ii ja nai. kawaii de. ie ni tsurete kite
Oh, that's good. So cute . Bring it home. Yes. Basically, I'll be the big
うん。　要ようは
un. you wa
Yeah. Basically,
お姉あねちゃんをする。　ああ、いいね。
oanechan o suru. aa, ii ne.
sister. Oh, that's good.
これ難むずかしい。　お姉あねちゃん、お姉あねちゃんがしたい。
kore muzukashii. oanechan, oanechan ga shitai.
This is difficult. Big sister, I want to be a big sister.
ま、お姉あねちゃんのような世話せわ、世話せわをしたいってことだよね。
ma, oanechan no you na sewa, sewa o shitai tte koto da yo ne.
Well, I guess you mean you want to take care of her like an older sister would.
でもそれってなかなかできるタイミングがないんだよね。うん。
de mo sore tte nakanaka dekiru taimingu ga nai n da yo ne. un.
But it's hard to find the right timing to do that. Yeah.
僕ぼく女おんなの子こ、女おんなの子こでいつも喧嘩けんかばかりだからやっぱお姉あねちゃんみたいなことをちゃんとするタイミングがあるっていうのはすごくいいこと。
boku onnanoko, onnanoko de itsu mo kenka bakari da kara yappa oanechan mitai na koto o chanto suru taimingu ga aru tte iu no wa sugoku ii koto.
I'm a girl, and we're always fighting, so it's really good to have a time when I can properly act like an older sister.
うん。確たしかにね。　そんな感かんじの場面ばめんがないもんね。
un. tashika ni ne. sonna kanji no bamen ga nai mon ne.
Yeah. That's true. There are n't any scenes like that, are there?
そう。普段ふだんはだからこの可愛かわいいなあっていうよりお前まえすごいね。
sou. fudan wa da kara kono kawaii naa tte iu yori omae sugoi ne.
yes. Normally, instead of saying "You're so cute," I'd say "Wow, you're amazing." That's been happening more and more lately
っていうことが増ふえてきました。
tte iu koto ga fuete kimashita.
. I see.
なるほどね。　うん。
naruhodo ne. un.
Yeah.
ま、今いま僕ぼくの子供こどもは可愛かわいいだけなんでほぼ
ma, ima boku no kodomo wa kawaii dake na n de hobo
Well, right now my child is just cute, so he's pretty much
ああ、100可愛かわいいね。　うん。だってすごいこと何なんもしてないから。
aa, 100 kawaii ne. un. da tte sugoi koto nan mo shitenai kara.
100% cute. Yeah. Because I haven't done anything amazing.
うん。　うん。みんな通とおる道みちだから。
un. un. minna tooru michi da kara.
Yeah. Yeah. It's a path everyone goes through.
はい。はい。はい。　だから100可愛かわいいんだけど、これが
hai. hai. hai. da kara 100 kawaii n da kedo, kore ga
yes. yes. yes. So it's 100% cute, but does it
100から減へってってすごいが増ふえてくんだ？
100 kara hettette sugoi ga fueteku n da?
go down from 100% and then increase in a really amazing way? I don't think it's amazing yet
すごいはまだな気きがする。　あ、だからこうどんどんだ年としと共ともにそう
sugoi wa mada na ki ga suru. a, da kara kou dondon da toshi to tomo ni sou
. Ah, so that's why it
年ねんと比例ひれいしてるわけでしょ。　うん。
nen to hirei shiteru wake desho. un.
increases with age, right? It's proportional to age. Yeah.
うん。　可愛かわいいあれでしょ?「うざい」がちょっと入はいってくるから。うざいが
un. kawaii are desho? " uzai " ga chotto haitte kuru kara. uzai ga
Yeah. It's that cute one, right? But it has a bit of an annoying element to it. It's annoying
うざいが入はいってくるから。
uzai ga haitte kuru kara.
[laughs] because the word "annoying" comes into play. gradually
だんだん。ムかつくとかイライラがどんどんこうやってくると思おもうよ。
dandan. mu ka tsuku to ka iraira ga dondon kou yatte kuru to omou yo.
. I think you'll start feeling more and more annoyed and irritated like this. About half and half
半分はんぶん半分はんぶんぐらい。　その後あとにすげえが入はいってくるんだ。
hanbun hanbun gurai. sono ato ni sugee ga haitte kuru n da.
. Then something amazing comes along.
そうそうそうそう。[笑わらい]
sousou sousou. [ warai ]
Yes, yes, yes, that's right. [Laughs] It
人ひとによるけどね。それね、子育こそだては終おわらないね。
hito ni yoru kedo ne. sore ne, kosodate wa owaranai ne.
depends on the person, though. Well, parenting never really ends, does it? It's not
終おわらないっすよ。　長ながい人生じんせいになりそうだ。
owaranaissu yo. nagai jinsei ni nari sou da.
over yet. It looks like I'm going to have a long life. So, that's all for
ということで、はい、今日きょうの話はなしはこの辺へんで、
to iu koto de, hai, kyou no hanashi wa kono hen de,
today.
え、ま、皆みなさんの朝あさのルーティーン、赤あかちゃんがいる人ひとはこんな世話せわをしてますとか教おしえてください。
e, ma, minasan no asa no ruutiin, akachan ga iru hito wa konna sewa o shitemasu to ka oshiete kudasai.
Um, well, could you tell us about your morning routines, and for those of you with babies, how you take care of them?
うん。なんかもうちょっとね、お酒さけとか飲のみながらもうちょっと話はなしたかったけど
un. nan ka mou chotto ne, osake to ka nomi nagara mou chotto hanashitakatta kedo
Yeah. I kind of wanted to talk a little more, maybe over some drinks or something
うん。ていうか僕ぼく思おもってたのはお酒さけを飲のみながら動画どうがを撮とってみたい。
un. te iu ka boku omotteta no wa osake o nomi nagara douga o totte mitai.
. Actually, what I was thinking was that I'd like to try filming a video while drinking alcohol.
ああ、いいですよ。1回かいもやったことないじゃん？
aa, ii desu yo. 1 kai mo yatta koto nai jan?
Oh, sure. You've never done it before, right?
うん。やりたいよね。　やりたい。ただここって撮影さつえい場所ばしょだから家いえまで遠とおいじゃん。
un. yaritai yo ne. yaritai. tada koko tte satsuei basho da kara ie made tooi jan.
Yeah. I want to do it. I want to do it . But this is a filming location, so it's far from home.
うん。　なかなか飲のめないんだよね。ノンアルコールとかどう?形かたちだけでもノンアルコール置おいて今日きょうは飲のみながらやるぜつってバレないじゃん。多分たぶん
un. nakanaka nomenai n da yo ne. non'arukooru to ka dou? katachi dake de mo non'arukooru oite kyou wa nomi nagara yaru zetsutte barenai jan. tabun
Yeah. I do n't drink very often. How about non-alcoholic drinks? You could just put some non-alcoholic drinks there, even if it's just for show, and pretend you're going to drink while you work, and nobody would notice. I don't think they'll find out
バレないよ。バレないけど何なんのためにお酒さけを飲のむかだよね。
barenai yo. barenai kedo nan no tame ni osake o nomu ka da yo ne.
. It's about why you drink alcohol even if you don't get caught. [Laughs]
じゃ、飲のんだ方ほうが流暢りゅうちょうになったりするじゃない?
ja, non da hou ga ryuuchou ni nattari suru ja nai?
Well, you do become more fluent when you drink, right? That's what
お酒さけはでしょ?　お酒さけが。
osake wa desho? osake ga.
alcohol does, isn't it? Alcohol.
お、お酒さけがね、ノンアルだったら意味いみないじゃん。
o, osake ga ne, non aru dattara imi nai jan.
Well, if it's non-alcoholic, then it's pointless, isn't it?
ああ。いや、ま、絵え的てきにさ。　ああ。でもやっぱお酒さけを飲のむからにはなんかちょっと楽たのしく飲のみたいじゃん。
aa. iya, ma, eteki ni sa. aa. de mo yappa osake o nomu kara ni wa nan ka chotto tanoshiku nomitai jan.
ah. Well, visually speaking. ah. But if you're going to drink alcohol, you want to have a little fun, right? Well, yeah
まあね。　だ、ここに泊とまる勢いきおいで。
maa ne. da, koko ni tomaru ikioi de.
. I'm almost ready to stay here.
ああ、そうね。　ここに寝泊ねとまりする勢いきおいでお酒さけを買かわないとダメだね。
aa, sou ne. koko ni netomari suru ikioi de osake o kawanai to dame da ne.
Oh, right. I need to buy enough alcohol to make it seem like I'm going to be staying here overnight.
うん。あなたができればね。　できない。
un. anata ga dekireba ne. dekinai.
Yeah. If you can, that is. It's not possible. I can do it, though
俺おれはできるけど確たしかに。
ore wa dekiru kedo tashika ni.
.
うん。　ということで
un. to iu koto de
Yeah. So, yeah
うん。　え、皆みなさんの国くにの赤あかちゃんの育そだて方かたや色々いろいろ教おしえてください。
un. e, minasan no kuni no akachan no sodatekata ya iroiro oshiete kudasai.
. Hey, could you tell me about how you raise babies in your country and other related things?
今日きょうあれでしょ?赤あかちゃんがいるお父ちちさんのルーティーン。
kyou are desho? akachan ga iru ochichisan no ruutiin.
Today is that routine for dads with babies, right?
そう。
sou.
yes.
ルーティンっぽいこと喋しゃべった？
ruutinppoi koto shabetta?
[Laughs] Did I just say something that sounds like a routine? But I was going to talk
でも喋しゃべろうと思おもったんだけど。　朝あさ起おきて、
de mo shaberou to omotta n da kedo. asa okite,
. I woke up in the morning, I
朝あさ起おきてそう。朝あさ何時なんどき起おきますか。から始はじまって
asa okite sou. asa nandoki okimasu ka. kara hajimatte
woke up in the morning, yes. What time do you wake up in the morning? It starts with this
で、お昼ひるはこうして、夜よるはこうして、お昼ひるの話はなしてない。
de, ohiru wa kou shite, yoru wa kou shite, ohiru no hanashitenai.
, and then lunch is like this, and dinner is like this, but we have n't talked about lunch. We have
夜よるの話はなしてない。　どうやって寝ねかしつけるとか
yoru no hanashitenai. dou yatte nekashitsukeru to ka
n't talked about what happened at night. I don't do anything to get them to sleep
してない。　これじゃあまた別べつの枠わくで録画ろくがします。
shitenai. kore jaa mata betsu no waku de rokuga shimasu.
. I'll record this in a different time slot.
はい。　お楽たのしみにしてください。
hai. otanoshimi ni shite kudasai.
yes. Please look forward to it .
この動画どうが伸のびません。　いや、伸のびますよ。きっと
kono douga nobimasen. iya, nobimasu yo. kitto
This video isn't getting many views. No , it will grow. It probably won't
伸のびません。　伸のびますよ。はい。
nobimasen. nobimasu yo. hai.
grow. It will grow. yes. So
ということで、え、また次つぎの動画どうがでお会あいしましょう。あざしたー
to iu koto de, e, mata tsugi no douga de oai shimashou. aza shitaa
, well , see you in the next video. Thanks!

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