A card game with Ella and Joshua
悪いことしちゃって
warui koto shichatte
I did something bad…
Transcript
悪いことしちゃって
warui koto shichatte
I did something bad…
ヤクザ?ヤクザに入ったの?
yakuza? yakuza ni haitta no?
Yakuza? Did you join the Yakuza?
え?
e?
Huh?!
難しい、これ
muzukashii, kore
This is hard!
これはYouTubeにアップするの?
kore wa YouTube ni appu suru no?
Are you going to upload this to YouTube?
YouTubeに多分アップする、適当にカットして
YouTube ni tabun appu suru, tekitou ni katto shite
I’ll make cuts and upload it
え、俺さ、最近言ってないよね
e, oresa, saikin ittenai yo ne
Uhh, I haven’t said that recently…
皆さんこんにちはひときです
minasan konnichiwa hi toki desu
Hello everyone, it’s Hitoki!
おハローえらにゃんです
oharoo eranya n desu
Hello! I’m Ella-nyan!
あとは、Joshuaです
ato wa, Joshua desu
And then there’s… Joshua!
僕の、なんか困ったこととか大変なこととかがある時は、大体エラか、大体Joshuaに話してるから
boku no, nan ka komatta koto to ka taihen na koto to ka ga aru toki wa, daitai era ka, daitai Joshua ni hanashiteru kara
Whenever I’m down or something, I usually talk to Ella or Joshua
この2人が、今日実は初めて会うんだけど、すごい嬉しいの
kono 2 nin ga, konnichi jitsu wa hajimete au n da kedo, sugoi ureshii no
But this is actually the first time these two met and I’m so happy
そしてエラはあれだよね、この前バイオハザードの、最近人気になってる子です
soshite era wa are da yo ne, kono zen baiohazaado no, saikin ninki ni natteru ko desu
And Ella is that girl from Resident Evil who became popular recently
最近?ずっとでしょ
saikin? zutto desho
Recently? The character has always been!
今日は僕が作ったゲームをこの2 人にプレイしてもらいたいと思います
kyou wa boku ga tsukutta geemu o kono 2 nin ni purei shite moraitai to omoimasu
Today I’d like these two to play the game I made
じゃあルールは簡単にしよう
jaa ruuru wa kantan ni shiyou
So let’s make the rules simple
(カードを)引いて、意味かオノマトペを答えて
( kaado o) hiite, imi ka onomatope o kotaete
Draw a card, act it and answer with the onomatopoeia or the meaning
じゃあ早速行きましょうか、じゃあ、最初は僕かな
jaa sassoku ikimashou ka, jaa, saisho wa boku ka na
Well, let’s get started. I’ll go first.
はい、いいですか?
hai, ii desu ka?
Yeah, is that ok?
ああこれ簡単
aa kore kantan
Ohhh this is easy!
僕が最初、演者になるから最初当てる人はJoshuaだね
boku ga saisho, enja ni naru kara saisho ateru hito wa Joshua da ne
I’ll be the first actor, so the first guesser will be Joshua
もしJoshuaが間違えたら次はエラの番
moshi Joshua ga machigaetara tsugi wa era no ban
If Joshua gets it wrong, Ella will get a chance to steal
はい、行きます
hai, ikimasu
Alright here I go!
知ってるかもしれない
shitteru ka mo shirenai
I think I might know
どうぞ、え、わかんない?
douzo, e, wakannai?
Go ahead, oh? You don’t know?
えっとムキムキ
etto mukimuki
Umm… “Muki Muki” (Muscular)
正解
seikai
Correct!
私もそう思ってた
watashi mo sou omotteta
I thought so too
さすがだね、いやこの2人は日本語うまいからな
sasuga da ne, iya kono 2 nin wa nihon go umai kara na
As expected, these two are both good at Japanese
うまくないよ
umaku nai yo
I’m not that good~
ムキムキなHitokiをイメージするのは辛かった
mukimuki na Hitoki o imeeji suru no wa tsurakatta
It was hard to imagine Hitoki as a muscular man
何?もう一回言って?
nan? mou ichi kai itte?
What?! Say that again!
ムキムキなHitokiがイメージしづらかった?
mukimuki na Hitoki ga imeeji shizurakatta?
It was hard to imagine me as muscular?!
そうそうそう
sou sou sou
Right, right
ちょっとムキムキじゃんだって、俺
chotto mukimukija n da tte, ore
I’m a little muscular though!
僕の最初のリアクションは、スーパーマンみたいなポーズしてるから
boku no saisho no riakushon wa, suupaaman mitai na poozu shiteru kara
My first reaction was, “He’s posing like superman”
簡単だったかもしれないけど
kantan datta ka mo shirenai kedo
It might have been easy
はいじゃあ、次はJoshuaはね
hai jaa, tsugi wa Joshua wa ne
Ok up next is Joshua
これって変?
kore tte hen?
Is this strange? No.
え、嘘? 待って、エラどうやってシャッフルする?
e, uso? matte, era dou yatte shaffuru suru?
What! No way. How do you shuffle Ella?
後でわかるよ
ato de wakaru yo
We’ll see
世界で僕だけ変なシャッフルすると思った?
sekai de boku dake hen na shaffuru suru to omotta?
You thought I have the strangest shuffling in the world
雨
ame
Huh…? Rain.
意味か、わかればオノマトペ
imi ka, wakareba onomatope
You can say the meaning, or if you know, the onomatopoeia
びしょびしょ?
bishobisho?
“Bisho Bisho?” (Soaked)
びしょびしょは濡れた感じだからね
bishobisho wa nureta kanji da kara ne
Bisho Bisho is a feeling of being really wet
俺は、作ったからね
ore wa, tsukutta kara ne
Because I made this game...
俺は作ったから、これか、これだと思うんだよね
ore wa tsukutta kara, kore ka, kore da to omou n da yo ne
Because I made it, I think it’s this one or this one
でもどっちだろう
de mo dotchi darou
But which one is it?
今はポツポツじゃないかな
ima wa potsupotsu ja nai ka na
Right now it’s “Potsu Potsu” (light rain) isn’t it?
ザーザーじゃないよね
zaazaa ja nai yo ne
It’s not “Zaa Zaa” (heavy rain) right?
そうです
sou desu
That’s right~!
エラに教えてもらっちゃったけど
era ni oshiete moratchatta kedo
Ella got advice from me though
じゃあ、シャッフルの方法を見てみよう
jaa, shaffuru no houhou o mite miyou
Let’s see your shuffling method
実はあまりシャッフルが得意じゃないんだけど
jitsu wa amari shaffuru ga tokui ja nai n da kedo
I’m actually not good at shuffling
え、本当にそう?本当だ
e, hontou ni sou? hontou da
What that’s really how you do it? It is!
分かりやすい
wakariyasui
Oh, it’s easy to understand
ピカピカです
pikapika desu
It’s “Pika Pika” (sparkling clean)
正解です
seikai desu
That’s correct
これちょっと俺強すぎるかな
kore chotto ore tsuyo sugiru ka na
I might be a little too good at this
演技上手ですね
engi jouzu desu ne
Or she’s good at acting
クエスチョンがあった、 カードにはクエスチョンがあるからね
kuesuchon ga atta, kaado ni wa kuesuchon ga aru kara ne
There’s also a question on the card
まず日本語で言うね
mazu nihon go de yuu ne
First I’ll ask in Japanese
友達が急にピカピカの頭になったら何と言いますか?
tomodachi ga kyuu ni pikapika no atama ni nattara nan to iimasu ka?
What would you say if your friend suddenly has a shiny bald head?
もしHitokiがピカピカの頭になったらなんと言う?
moshi Hitoki ga pikapika no atama ni nattara nan to yuu?
So what would you say if suddenly Hitoki was bald?
どうしたの? Hitokiどうしたの?
dou shita no? Hitoki dou shita no?
What’s wrong? Hitoki! What happened?!
実は悪いことしちゃって
jitsu wa warui koto shichatte
Actually I did something bad…
ヤクザ?ヤクザに入ったの?
yakuza? yakuza ni haitta no?
Yakuza (gang)?! You joined a gang?!
ヤクザ、ピカピカじゃないでしょ
yakuza, pikapika ja nai desho
Yakuza don’t have pretty shiny heads!
友達の家に靴を履いたまま入っちゃった
tomodachi no ie ni kutsu o haita mama haitchatta
I went inside my friends house with my shoes on
それはひどい
sore wa hidoi
That’s horrible
それだけで?
sore dake de?
That’s it?!?!
お、かっこいいです
o, kakko ii desu
Oh! You look cool.
優しい!
yasashii!
You’re so nice!!!
優しい?
yasashii?
He’s that nice?
じゃあピカピカにした方がいいかな
jaa pikapika ni shita hou ga ii ka na
So maybe I should make my head “Pika Pika” (bald/shiny clean)
ちょっと似合いそうね
chotto niai sou ne
It might look good on you
似合わないでしょう
niawanai deshou
It won’t suit me at all!
ああこれはもう簡単
aa kore wa mou kantan
Ohh, this is also simple
これはエラが得意なやつなんだけど
kore wa era ga tokui na yatsu na n da kedo
This is something that Ella is good at
なんだろう
nan darou
What’s that?
いつもエラさ、こう多分こんな感じだよね
itsu mo erasa, kou tabun konna kanji da yo ne
Ella is always like this
マジ?
maji?
Seriously?
Joshuaはも
Joshua wa mo
Joshua does this too
僕も?
boku mo?
Me too?!
ゴロゴロ?
gorogoro?
“Goro Goro?” (lounging)
ああ惜しい、違う
aa oshii, chigau
Ahh, too bad, that’s wrong
ちょっと俺のアクティング(演技)が良くないかもしれないけど
chotto ore no akutingu ( engi) ga yoku nai ka mo shirenai kedo
My acting might be a little bad though
私もちょっとゴロゴロと思ってたけど
watashi mo chotto gorogoro to omotteta kedo
I also thought it was “Goro Goro” (lounging) but…
だらーん?
daraan?
“Daraan?” (sprawled out)
わあ正解、もうね正解
waa seikai, mou ne seikai
Wow! Correct!
実はダラダラなんだけど、正解
jitsu wa daradara na n da kedo, seikai
Well actually it’s “Dara Dara” (lazy) but it’s from the same word
うまくない?私
umaku nai? watashi
I’m good at this aren’t I?
うまいね、しかもすごいだって俺はさゲーム作ったから分かるけどさ
umai ne, shikamo sugoi da tte ore wa sa geemu tsukutta kara wakaru kedo sa
You’re doing great, even though I’m the one who made the game
問題は、あなたが知っている人で1番ダラダラしている人は誰ですか?
mondai wa, anata ga shitte iru hito de 1 ban daradara shite iru hito wa dare desu ka?
The question is, who is the most lazy person you know?
2人のどっちだろう?
2 nin no dotchi darou?
Which out of the two of us?
絶対、私
zettai, watashi
It’s definitely me
だってさ今日何時に起きた?
da tte sa kyou nandoki ni okita?
What time did you wake up today?
え?関係ないでしょ
e? kankei nai desho
Huh? That has nothing to do with being lazy
言いたくないんでしょ
iitaku nai n desho
You don’t even want to say it
12時、ほら12時だよ
12 ji, hora 12 ji da yo
12:00pm. Look at that, she woke up at noon
オッケー、じゃあエラのポイントになるかな?
okkee, jaa era no pointo ni naru ka na?
Okay- it might be Ella’s point
え?何?
e? nan?
Huh? What?!
ちょっと、これ難しくない?
chotto, kore muzukashiku nai?
Wait, isn’t that too difficult
なんかYouTuberみたいだね
nan ka YouTuber mitai da ne
It’s like that one YouTuber
え、わかる?
e, wakaru?
Umm… “Jaan?”
じゃーん?
jaan?
“Jaan!” (Tada!)
いい予想だね、でもそんなカード作ったことない
ii yosou da ne, de mo sonna kaado tsukutta koto nai
That’s a good guess, but I didn’t make a card like that
え、うまいね、でも日本語
e, umai ne, de mo nihon go
But your Japanese is good
キラキラ?もしかして
kirakira? moshi ka shite
“Kira Kira” (Sparkling / Beautiful)
え、何それ?
e, nan sore?
Huh? What’s that?!
ところでさ、ちょっと恥ずかしいね、キラキラって言って正解じゃないの
tokoro de sa, chotto hazukashii ne, kirakira tte itte seikai ja nai no
By the way, isn’t it a little embarrassing to call yourself “Kira Kira?”
そうね
sou ne
That’s true
いやいや、君はキラキラしているよ
iyaiya, kimi wa kirakira shite iru yo
No no no, you’re “Kira Kira” (Sparkling)
え、でも俺分かったかも、モテモテ?
e, de mo ore wakatta ka mo, motemote?
Umm but maybe I understand, is it “Mote Mote?” (Popular)
人気だね
ninki da ne
Oh!! Popular!
ありがとう、そう思ってもらえると嬉しい
arigatou, sou omotte moraeru to ureshii
Thank you! I’m happy if you think that
僕の次のカードなんだろう、最初はこっちで、次がこっちで
boku no tsugi no kaado na n darou, saisho wa kotchi de, tsugi ga kotchi de
I wonder what my next card will be. First point here. Then point here.
ところで質問なんだけど、なんで俺にはしなかったの?
tokoro de shitsumon na n da kedo, nan de ore ni wa shinakatta no?
But I have a question, why didn’t you do that (point) to me?
モテモテな人になるためには何が必要ですか?
motemote na hito ni naru tame ni wa nan ga hitsuyou desu ka?
What does it take to be a “Mote Mote” (popular) person?
エラに聞いてみよう
era ni kiite miyou
Let’s ask Ella
えっと清潔感が必要だと思います
etto seiketsu kan ga hitsuyou da to omoimasu
Umm… I think it takes cleanliness
毎日シャワー浴びないとかだったらもうモテモテにならないと思う
mainichi shawaa abinai to ka dattara mou motemote ni naranai to omou
If you don’t take a shower every day, I don’t think you’ll be popular
確かにね、そうだね
tashika ni ne, sou da ne
Certainly, that’s true
はい、じゃあJoshuaは気をつけてください
hai, jaa Joshua wa ki o tsukete kudasai
Yeah, then Joshua should be careful
うんっていうと、シャワーに入っていないみたいじゃん、いつも入ってるのに
un tte iu to, shawaa ni haitte inai mitai jan, itsu mo haitteru no ni
I made it sound like you don’t a shower every day. But I know you do!
見てください、ダラダラとゴクゴクを当てています
mite kudasai, daradara to gokugoku o atete imasu
Look, I’m “Dara Dara” (lazy) and “Goku Goku” (chugging)
どうしよ
dou shiyo
What should I do?
え?
e?
What??
難しい、これ難しい
muzukashii, kore muzukashii
This is really difficult!
難しいよね、そう難しいかな
muzukashii yo ne, sou muzukashii ka na
It’s difficult
今何か食べようとして、食べようとしたけど落としちゃった
ima nan ka tabeyou to shite, tabeyou to shita kedo otoshichatta
You were about to eat something now but you dropped it
別のね
betsu no ne
It’s not that
分かった、うまいうまい
wakatta, umai umai
Oh I got it! you’re good
ぬるぬる
nurunuru
“Nuru Nuru” (Slimy, Slippery)
はい
hai
Yes
うま、今の上手だったね
uma, ima no jouzu datta ne
Yeah that way you did it was good
それはいつものJoshuaだ
sore wa itsu mo no Joshua da
That’s just always what Joshua looks like
じゃないよ
ja nai yo
That’s not true
こういうの難しいね
kou iu no muzukashii ne
This is a little hard
どういう風に見えた?
dou iu fuu ni mieta?
What do you think it looks like?
ぷんぷん?
punpun?
“Pun Pun?” (Angry)
ね、オノマトペって色々あるから、ちょっとここから見てみて、1番似てるのを選んだらどう?
ne, onomatope tte iroiro aru kara, chotto koko kara mite mite, 1 ban niteru no o eran dara dou?
Well there’s many onomatopoeia in this game, take a look at the list and pick one that seems close
別の言葉でいっぱい使うのがあるから
betsu no kotoba de ippai tsukau no ga aru kara
There are so many onomatopoeia but it has to be one in the game
あ、イライラじゃないかな?
a, iraira ja nai ka na?
Oh! Isn’t it “Ira Ira?” (Annoyed)
そうです、正解
sou desu, seikai
That’s right. Correct.
エラは一番演技がうまかったね
era wa ichiban engi ga umakatta ne
Ella wins most creative acting
なんかよく考えられたシナリオだよね
nan ka yoku kangaerareta shinario da yo ne
It’s always well considered scenarios
本当にエラが引いたカード、難しいのばっかりだったのに
hontou ni era ga hiita kaado, muzukashii no bakkari datta no ni
The cards she drew were hard ones
エラは世界を演技していたね
era wa sekai o engi shite ita ne
Ella acts out a whole world
どうだった?
dou datta?
How was the game?
楽しかったね
tanoshikatta ne
Really fun!
特にその感情を、えっと表現するオノマトペは難しいね
tokuni sono kanjou o, etto hyougen suru onomatope wa muzukashii ne
It can be difficult to express the feeling of an onomatopoeia
勉強しながら自分もその演技するから記憶にも多分残りやすいと思うんだよね
benkyou shi nagara jibun mo sono engi suru kara kioku ni mo tabun nokoriyasui to omou n da yo ne
I think it becomes easy to remember the words that you act out
うん、そう、覚えそうね
un, sou, oboe sou ne
Yeah, right. I think I’ll remember everything today
僕も単語を覚え始めたよ
boku mo tango o oboe hajimeta yo
I’m starting to remember all the words too
本当だよね
hontou da yo ne
For real, right?
最初にやった時は何にも知らなかったけど
saisho ni yatta toki wa nanni mo shiranakatta kedo
When I first started, I didn’t know ANY of these words
今Joshuaはめっちゃなんか強いもん
ima Joshua wa metcha nanka tsuyoi mon
Now Joshua is really good at this game though
結構分かるでしょ?
kekkou wakaru desho?
You know quite a lot now right?
もっと作ってほしいねカード、色々なパック
motto tsukutte hoshii ne kaado, iroiro na pakku
I wish you’d make more cards, various packs
ブースターパック、そう
buusutaa pakku, sou
Booster packs!
みんなもいいなって思ったら、次のバージョンとか作れたらいいかなと思うんで
minna mo ii na tte omottara, tsugi no baajon to ka tsukuretara ii ka na to omou n de
If everyone likes it, it might be great to make another version
今日はこの2人の親友に来てもらって、僕としてもこの動画が作れて本当に嬉しい
kyou wa kono 2 nin no shin'yuu ni kite moratte, boku to shite mo kono douga ga tsukurete hontou ni ureshii
I had my two best friends come today and make a video with me, I’m really happy
なんだろう記念の動画になるから
nan darou kinen no douga ni naru kara
This will become a commemorative video I’ll remember forever
皆さんありがとうございましたということで、Joshuaも来て
minasan arigatou gozaimashita to iu koto de, Joshua mo kite
Thank you for watching everyone! Joshua, come over here too
入ってるかな?多分入ってる
haitteru ka na? tabun haitteru
Are you in? You’re probably in
じゃあねバイバイ
jaa ne bai bai
Until next time. Bye bye~
ありがとう
arigatou
Thanks for watching!
Video and Japanese captions: Onomappu on YouTube. English: the channel's own captions.
Words at N2 and above
- ぴかぴかglitter,sparkleN2
- 早速at once,immediately,without delay,promptlyN2
- 括弧parenthesis,bracketsN2
- 偉いgreat,celebrated,eminent,terrible,awful,famous,remarkable,excellentN2
- 惜しいregrettable,disappointing,preciousN2
- 俺I (ego) (boastful first-person pronoun)N1
- 正解correct, right, correct interpretation (answer solution)N1
- アップupN1
- 色々variousN1
- カットcut, cuttingN1
- ルールruleN1
- ポーズpose, postureN1
- 良いgoodN1
- 何時when, how soonN1
- オーケーOKN1
- ポイントpointN1
- 予想expectation, anticipation, prediction, forecastN1
- 厭々unwillingly, grudgingly, shaking head in refusal (to children)N1
- シナリオscenarioN1




