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これが注文したやつ
kore ga chuumon shita yatsu
This is what I ordered
Transcript
これが注文したやつ
kore ga chuumon shita yatsu
This is what I ordered
ちょっといいでしょ?
chotto ii desho?
It’s pretty good right?
何!?
nan!?
What?!
なんかJoshuaのシャッフル変なんだけど、何?
nan ka Joshua no shaffuru hen na n da kedo, nan?
There’s something weird about the way Joshua shuffles, what’s that??
変じゃないよ
hen ja nai yo
It’s not weird
何それ?
nan sore?
What is that??
Hitoki、何してる?
Hitoki, nan shiteru?
Hitoki、what are you doing?
インスピレーション待ってる
insupireeshon matteru
I’m waiting for inspiration
それ効果ある?
sore kouka aru?
Is it working?
終わったの?まだ?
owatta no? mada?
Are you done? Not yet?
あと少し
ato sukoshi
Just a little longer
じゃOK、バイバイ
ja OK, bai bai
Ok then, bye bye~
ちょっと待って、置いていかないで
chotto matte, oite ikanaide
Hold on, don’t leave me like that!
俺も行くよ
ore mo iku yo
I’m going too!
じゃあ行くか
jaa iku ka
Let’s go then
あけましておめでとう
akemashite omedetou
Happy new year! Happy new year!
おみくじは何?
omikuji wa nan?
What is “Omikuji”?
おみくじはなんかfortune tellingみたいな感じ
omikuji wa nan ka fortune telling mitai na kanji
Omikuji is a kind of fortune telling
今日は買ってみたい?大丈夫?
kyou wa katte mitai? daijoubu?
Want to try buying one today? Or you’re ok?
うん、後で買おうかな
un, ato de kaou ka na
Yeah, maybe lets buy one later
明治神宮はどうだった?
meiji jinguu wa dou datta?
How was Meiji Shrine?
やだ
ya da
Not great
どうしてやだ?
dou shite ya da?
Why “not great”?
もうめっちゃ混んでた
mou metcha kondeta
It was already so crowded
でも当たり前でしょう?
de mo atarimae deshou?
But it’s obvious it would be right?
ごめんなさい、僕が悪いです
gomen nasai, boku ga warui desu
Sorry, I’m not being nice
もう疲れた元気がない
mou tsukareta genki ga nai
I’m just tired and out of energy
プロジェクトのこともちょっと疲れている?
purojekuto no koto mo chotto tsukarete iru?
Are you also feeling a bit tired of working on our project?
プロジェクトは忘れよ、もう
purojekuto wa wasureyo, mou
I’ve already forgotten all about the project
嘘、嘘、嘘、冗談だよ忘れないよ
uso, uso, uso, joudan da yo wasurenai yo
Joking, joking, joking, that was just a joke. I didn’t forget!
Printingは印刷って日本語で言うんだけど
Printing wa insatsu tte nihon go de iu n da kedo
“Insatsu” is the Japanese word for “printing” but
印刷の方法もたくさんあって、オフセット印刷とオンデマンド印刷とデジタル印刷といっぱいあるんだけど
insatsu no houhou mo takusan atte, ofusetto insatsu to on demando insatsu to dejitaru insatsu to ippai aru n da kedo
Within printing, there are many methods like offset, on-demand and digital printing
1番クオリティがいいのがオフセット印刷っていうやつで、それを使いたいの
1 ban kuoriti ga ii no ga ofusetto insatsu tte iu yatsu de, sore o tsukaitai no
The one with the best quality that I want to use is offset printing
で、それができるところで、ちゃんとクオリティも良くて、ちゃんとカットも綺麗にできて、色もちゃんと毎回同じになる会社を探したら
de, sore ga dekiru tokoro de, chanto kuoriti mo yokute, chanto katto mo kirei ni dekite, iro mo chanto maikai onaji ni naru kaisha o sagashitara
So I searched for a company that could do that with good quality, cut and consistent color
50個の会社、もう電話とメールしたけど
50 ko no kaisha, mou denwa to meeru shita kedo
I already called and emailed 50 companies
もうね10個の会社くらいしかできなかった
mou ne 10 ko no kaisha kurai shika dekinakatta
In the end only about 10 companies could do it
今10(個の会社)に絞って、で、そこからさらに話して何だろうな...
ima 10 ( ko no kaisha) ni shibotte, de, soko kara sarani hanashite nan darou na...
Now that we’ve narrowed it down to 10, I’ll talk with them more about it
話すとね、2つのパターンがあって
hanasu to ne, 2 tsu no pataan ga atte
Speaking of which, there seem to be two patterns when I call
1つはなんかロボットみたいに
1 tsu wa nan ka robotto mitai ni
One is like a robot
「はい、これはできません」「これはできます」「これはできません」これだけで
" hai, kore wa dekimasen " " kore wa dekimasu " " kore wa dekimasen " kore dake de
“Yes, I can’t do that”, “I can do that”, “I can’t do that” – that’s all
別のパターンはなんか友達みたいな感じで
betsu no pataan wa nan ka tomodachi mitai na kanji de
The other is like friends
「これちょっと難しいけど頑張ってみるよ」っていうなんかタイプの人、なんかパッションがある人
" kore chotto muzukashii kedo ganbatte miru yo " tte iu nanka taipu no hito, nan ka passhon ga aru hito
“This might be a little difficult but I will try my best” – the people with passion
頼むならそのパッションがある人に頼みたいから5個ぐらいの会社に絞って
tanomu nara sono passhon ga aru hito ni tanomitai kara 5 ko gurai no kaisha ni shibotte
If I leave it to a company, I want to pick one that has passion, so I narrowed it down to about five companies now
まだ決めてないんだけど今この5つの会社から選んでいる感じ
mada kimetenai n da kedo ima kono 5 tsu no kaisha kara erande iru kanji
I haven’t decided yet, but I’m choosing between those five now
ああ、なるほど
aa, naruhodo
Ahh, I see
実はね、別の会社で紙の違いを見るために、実はね、オーダーしたんだよ
jitsu wa ne, betsu no kaisha de kami no chigai o miru tame ni, jitsu wa ne, oodaa shita n da yo
Actually, I ordered from one of the companies to see the difference in paper quality
Joshuaにまだ見せてないやつがある
Joshua ni mada misetenai yatsu ga aru
There’s something I haven’t shown Joshua yet
これが注文したやつ
kore ga chuumon shita yatsu
This is what I ordered
ちょっといいでしょ?
chotto ii desho?
It’s pretty good right?
何!?
nan!?
What?!
この紙の触った感じが、なんかチェックしたかったからちょっとオーダーしてみた
kono kami no sawatta kanji ga, nan ka chekku shitakatta kara chotto oodaa shite mita
I wanted to check out the feel of the paper so I ordered some
でもこれは、そのオフセット印刷じゃなくてこのオンデマンド印刷ていう
de mo kore wa, sono ofusetto insatsu ja nakute kono on demando insatsu te iu
But this isn’t offset printing, it’s on-demand printing
これはクオリティが低いカード
kore wa kuoriti ga hikui kaado
This is a low quality card
本当に注文するはもっとクオリティの高いやつ
hontou ni chuumon suru wa motto kuoriti no takai yatsu
For the real order, I want to order something of higher quality
でもさ、悪くないでしょ?全然悪くないでしょ
de mo sa, waruku nai desho? zenzen waruku nai desho
But hey, it’s not bad right? It’s not!
サンプルは高い?
sanpuru wa takai?
Are the samples expensive?
サンプル?これ、6000円($40 USD)くらい
sanpuru? kore, 6000 en ( $ 40 USD) kurai
A sample? This cost about $40
最初さ、このマットPPがいいと思ったんだけど簡単にね、傷ついて、すぐね、見えるんだよね
saisho sa, kono matto PP ga ii to omotta n da kedo kantan ni ne, kizutsuite, sugu ne, mieru n da yo ne
At first I thought matte PP would be good, but it gets scratched easily and you can see it right away
だからちょっとね...今悩んでる
da kara chotto ne... ima nayanderu
So I’m a little bit worried right now
あと色も見てみてみて
ato iro mo mite mite mite
Also, take a look at the colors
色もさ、同じ色なんだけどマットPP加工をするとちょっと暗い色が強く出るんだよね
iro mo sa, onaji iro na n da kedo matto PP kakou o suru to chotto kurai iro ga tsuyoku deru n da yo ne
The color is the same but the matte PP finish makes the darker color stand out more
今ちょっとびっくりしたから...
ima chotto bikkuri shita kara...
Now I’m a bit surprised!
びっくりした?
bikkuri shita?
You’re surprised?
これね、オーダーして気づいたんだけどシャッフルする時やっぱ角があると刺さって痛いの
kore ne, oodaa shite kizuita n da kedo shaffuru suru toki yappa kado ga aru to sasatte itai no
I noticed this after I ordered it, but when I shuffle them, the corners poke my hands and it hurts
よく見るとこれちょっとずれてるんだよ
yoku miru to kore chotto zureteru n da yo
If you look closely, the alignment is a little off
ちょっとカッティングの問題がある
chotto kattingu no mondai ga aru
There is a slight cutting problem
だから俺はね、この黒い線いらないと思う
da kara ore wa ne, kono kuroi sen iranai to omou
So I think we don’t need this black outline
実は黒いの縁は好きだから
jitsu wa kuroi no en wa suki da kara
Actually, I like the black border
でも悪くないと思うね
de mo waruku nai to omou ne
I think it’s not too bad
そうそうそう悪くない
sou sou sou waruku nai
Yeah, it’s not bad
「遊戯王」とか有名なトレーディングカードゲームも全部ずれてるの
" yuugi ou " to ka yuumei na toreedingu kaado geemu mo zenbu zureteru no
Famous trading card games like Yu-Gi-Oh are all off as well
でも、俺ちょっとやっぱずれているんが好きじゃないから
de mo, ore chotto yappa zurete iru n ga suki ja nai kara
But I don’t like things that feel a little off
ここが丸くなるともっと黒い線を太くしないといけないから そうするとなんかデザインがださい
koko ga maruku naru to motto kuroi sen o futoku shinai to ikenai kara sou suru to nanka dezain ga dasai
If the edges become rounded, the border needs to be thicker and the design will look lame
ボーダーつけるのはちょっとなんかリスキーな気がするんだよね
boodaa tsukeru no wa chotto nanka risukii na ki ga suru n da yo ne
I feel like adding the border is a bit risky
どうだろうな
dou darou na
I wonder what we should do
実は黒い線がないカードも今オーダーして後で届くから見せるけど
jitsu wa kuroi sen ga nai kaado mo ima oodaa shite ato de todoku kara miseru kedo
Actually, I’ve ordered a card without the border now and it will arrive later so I’ll show it to you
角が鋭くても大丈夫かな...
kado ga surudokute mo daijoubu ka na...
Is it ok if the corners are sharp?
それでもいいっていうこと?
sore de mo ii tte iu koto?
Is it still okay like that?
でもさ、これちょっと痛いと思うんだよね
de mo sa, kore chotto itai to omou n da yo ne
But I think this is a little painful
なるほどね
naruhodo ne
Right…
え、そういうシャッフル?こうやってシャッフルしない普通?
e, sou iu shaffuru? kou yatte shaffuru shinai futsuu?
Oh, that’s the way you shuffle? Isn’t it normal to shuffle like this?
人によって、シャッフルする方法が違うね
hito ni yotte, shaffuru suru houhou ga chigau ne
Different people have different ways of shuffling
なんかJoshuaのシャッフル変なんだけど、何?
nan ka Joshua no shaffuru hen na n da kedo, nan?
Something is weird about the way Joshua shuffles, what’s that??
変じゃないよ
hen ja nai yo
It’s not weird
もちろん僕はHitokiのシャッフルの仕方は変だと思うね
mochiron boku wa Hitoki no shaffuru no shikata wa hen da to omou ne
Of course, I think the way Hitoki shuffles is weird!
なんだこれ
nan da kore
What is this?
ちょっとやってみて
chotto yatte mite
Give it a try
わからない実は
wakaranai jitsu wa
I actually don’t know
両方が綺麗だから
ryouhou ga kirei da kara
Because both are beautiful
そうなんだよね、どうしようかな
sou na n da yo ne, dou shiyou ka na
That’s right. What should I do?
もし買った時にこんな感じだったら、すごくいい気分だよ、すごくいいゲームだと感じるよ
moshi katta toki ni konna kanji dattara, sugoku ii kibun da yo, sugoku ii geemu da to kanjiru yo
Like if I bought it just like this, yeah I feel good. I feel like it’s a good game.
確かにな、結構目立つね、この白いところ
tashika ni na, kekkou medatsu ne, kono shiroi tokoro
That’s true, this white part is quite noticeable though
この白いところのせいで、ダメージがあるようにみえる
kono shiroi tokoro no sei de, dameeji ga aru you ni mieru
The little white parts look like damage right?
そうだね、でもこれはもう元々かな
sou da ne, de mo kore wa mou motomoto ka na
Yeah but this is original out-of-box
僕は君が傷つけたと思ったけど
boku wa kimi ga kizutsuketa to omotta kedo
Like I thought you damaged them
違うよ
chigau yo
No
でも、もしこんな感じで来たら、みんな最初から傷があったと思うよ
de mo, moshi konna kanji de kitara, minna saisho kara kizu ga atta to omou yo
But if it comes like this, people might think it’s already damaged
でもこれは全部使わないから
de mo kore wa zenbu tsukawanai kara
But anyway I won’t use these
何回もテストしないとね
nan kai mo tesuto shinai to ne
We have to test multiple times
最初のプロジェクトだね
saisho no purojekuto da ne
This is the first project
うん、あとそもそもいいものを作りたいからね
un, ato somosomo ii mono o tsukuritai kara ne
Yeah I want to make something good for the first project
もうたくさんの種類を作るんじゃなくていいものを1つ1つ作りたいから、ま、しょうがないよね
mou takusan no shurui o tsukuru n ja nakute ii mono o 1 tsu 1 tsu tsukuritai kara, ma, shou ga nai yo ne
I don’t want to make tons of games anymore, I want to make really good games slowly one-by-one
疲れたね
tsukareta ne
It’s tiring isn’t it?
今は疲れてないけど、ちょっと寒くなってきたね
ima wa tsukaretenai kedo, chotto samuku natte kita ne
I’m not tired right now, but it’s getting a bit cold
本当もうさ、なんかだんだん暗くなってきて寒くなってきたからさそろそろ帰ろっか
hontou mou sa, nan ka dandan kuraku natte kite samuku natte kita kara sa sorosoro kaerokka
Seriously it’s getting darker and colder, I think it’s time to go home
うん、帰ろうね
un, kaerou ne
Yeah let’s go back
もうちょっと色々考えよう後で
mou chotto iroiro kangaeyougo de
It’s think about everything a bit more later
バイバイ
bai bai
Bye bye~
Video and Japanese captions: Onomappu on YouTube. English: the channel's own captions.
Words at N2 and above
- 絞るto press,to wring,to squeezeN2
- パターンpatternN2
- サンプルsampleN2
- めでたいhappy,simple soul,propitious,joyousN2
- 御免your pardon,declining (something),dismissal,permissionN2
- 刺さるto stick,to be stuckN2
- 目立つto be conspicuous,to stand outN2
- 元々originally,by nature,from the startN2
- 俺I (ego) (boastful first-person pronoun)N1
- ずれるto slide, to slip offN1
- 終わるto finish, to closeN1
- いくto go, to proceedN1
- 混むto be crowdedN1
- 当たり前usual, common, ordinary, natural, reasonable, obviousN1
- 良いgoodN1
- カットcut, cuttingN1
- 個article counter / individualN1
- 傷付くto be hurt, to be wounded, to get injuredN1
- 直ぐimmediately, soon, easily, right (near), honest, uprightN1
- 加工manufacturing, processing, treatmentN1
- 活けるto arrange (flowers)N1
- デザインdesignN1
- 色々variousN1




